Baking With Idiots

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(onesies around the waist)

Tamajah POV

"Whip it real good, whip it, whip it real good," Kima sang as she danced around us making cookies.

"Kima help or get out of the kitchen," Morgan said.

"Fuck this shit I'm out," Kima sang Crip walking out of the kitchen.

"I swear she do drugs," Zay said shaking her head while mixing the chocolate chip cookie dough.

"Ain't nothing new. She been a crackhead," Tennille stated causing everyone to nod in agreement.

"Fuck y'all, I was gone for 30 seconds and y'all already talking shit," Kima announced walking back in.

"Ain't nothing we ain't say in front of yo face so it ain't really talking shit mamas," Keterra stated.

"Facts," I said pointing the oven mit at her.

"Bitches," Kima said mean muggin us while helping with the peanut butter cookies.

"I WANT A IPHONE
WITH AN ANDROID SCREEN
SO IT WON'T CRACK ON ME-"
Elijah ringtone came from Kima's phone.

She picked it up waddling out the kitchen, "Hi-low big bwoda."

"Sometimes I think she special," Zimya said cutting out the sugar cookies.

"We already confirmed that she is indeed special,"Aisha said.

"You can't be talking cause you are too," Ke'moni said looking at her best friend.

"YOU CAN'T EITHER!!! That's why y'all besties now," Tay said looking bewildered.

"She got a point. All of us kind of special sometimes," Dea stated.

"Some more often than other," Asia said smiling.

"Shut cho BITCH ASS up nigga," Kima said coming back in.

"Take my picture," I said.

"Okay," Kima said getting on Snapchat.

"Hashtag no filter," I said posing while she took the pic.

"Delete that shit she half naked," Zay said muggin me while every one else was putting the cookies on trays to slide them in the oven.

"I've got worse on my phone so why would I?" Kima asked/stated making Zay eyes widen.

"OF WHO NIGGA?!?! UH-UH BITCH LEMME SEE YO PHONE!!!" She said snatching Kima phone.

*Aww shit here we go again.*

~~~3hours later~~~

All of the cookies were done and cooked down while Kima had a busted lip.

"Ugghhh bae I'm sorry you shouldn't have grabbed me you know how I am," Zay said to Kima.

"I didn't I just put my hand on your shoulder and you turned around and hit me in the mouth with my phone," Kima said getting teary eyed and her voice broke.

"Aww mamas come here," Keterra said opening her arms causing Kima to go over and flop down in them to cry.

Zay walked over kissing Kima's face all over.

"I'm sorry baby. I love you, I love you, I love you."

"I love you too," Kima said kissing Zay back still crying.

"Aww I love y'all relationship," Asia said.

"Must be nice to have a bi-polar girlfriend," Tennille said.

"Oh yo girlfriend bout to get REAL bi-polar up in here," Aisha said standing up from cuddling her.

"All I wanted to do was make some cookies man," I said shaking my head.

"Same," Morgan.

"Same," Zimya.

"Same," Taylor.

"Same," Dea

"Same," Ke'moni.

"Shut up," Zay said.

The End

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