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Tony-
I have a proposition
I swear to god, you guys have no lives.
Thor-
You swear to me? What does that mean?
Um your A god at most not THE god, you knock off Zeus
Loki-
I would like to adopt you
Oh cool. I'm down
Clint-
Oh hey kid, what's up
Asguard, katniss
Sam-
oh tru
Clint-
Alright well what's higher then that
idk gas prices
Sam-
TRUE
Tony-
I cannot believe you guys. This is not social hour, we're supposed to find out who she is
Bruce-
But she's funny
Natasha-
Yeah so what's the harm
Tony-
Idk Wakanda getting exposed. Peter getting killed.
Sam-
I mean Wakanda has the resources to bounce back from anything
Tony-
PETER GETTING KILLED
Sam-
Like we said, what's the harm?
Anna oup
Peter-
Hey! My life is important
Bucky-
Says who
Steve-
What does Anna oup mean?
Peter-
Hehe
Hehe
Sam-
So she's a Gen Z. I mean I still like her. She's the only exception
Peter-
I'm a Gen Z
Sam-
Trust me, I know
Damn Sam, you really going at it
Bruce-
Guys come on. If it weren't for Peter, we would never have the pleasure of meeting her.
Aww Bruce. I'm touched
Scott-
Oh yeah agreed
Bucky-
I third that
Sam-
I fourth it
Clint-
I fifth it
Natasha-
I sixth it
Thor-
I seventh it. Lady unknown has given me a great laugh
Loki-
Seventh, eighth and ninth it
Wanda-
Is there any way we can take her and leave Peter? Tenth it.
Peter-
I'm hurt. I'm really fucking hurt
Steve-
With that language, I eleventh it.
Rhodey-
I love how we're auctioning Peter off for someone we don't even know, but Twelfth it
Sam-
Your point is?
Tony-
I refuse to call you people my teammates
Alright, gotta blast kiddos.
Bruce-
Nooo
Sam-
Dang
Bucky-
it's late, get some sleep kid. Talk to you tomorrow!
Tony-
Words cannot describe how much I hate you all. Do we need to have another meeting on how she's our enemy, not our entertainment
Sam-
Excuse me, just cause she's funny doesn't mean she's our entertainment.
Scott-
Yeah.
Tony-
Then what is she?
Loki-
Our friend.
Tony-
Oh lord. Oh fucking lord.
Steve-
I'm sorry Tony, but I side with them.
Peter-
You've got to be kidding me.
Tony-
Steve, she's a threat!
Steve-
How? Because she's smarter then you
Peter-
I-
Scott-
Ouch
Sam-
LMAOO WANT SOME ICE WITH DAT BURN
Clint-
Where's the lie tho
Bruce-
I mean. He's not wrong. But she's smarter then all of us.
Tony-
No she isn't
Peter-
um she kinda is Mr. Stark.
Natasha-
Even the kid agrees.
Peter-
I'm not a kid
Natasha-
Alright, "pampers"
CZYTASZ
Wrong Number, Right Girl/ The Avengers & Peter Parker Fan Fic
PrzygodoweAfter a long day of patrol, Peter Parker contacts his mentor, Tony Stark for a Daily update. After a long day of school, Delilah Johnson gets a call that would change both her and the Avengers lives, including Peter's, as they know it.
