Jeff the killer:
You killed your parents ran in the forest ran into him then there you have it
Evil midget:
You played majora's mask he came out and there you have it
Ej:
He came to get your kidneys you stopped him he left there you have it
Slenderman:
You was walking in the woods at 2AM 'WTF DOES THIS' you walked into him he spared you there you have it
Waffles:
You were walking to your job and got pulled into an alley an got scared he spared you there you have it
