"I'm so horny" Felicia said as she sucked a pickle loudly as she watched the Steve Harvey show. " Did u hear abt the new sex app?" Her friend laquifa said as she shoved a watermelon up her vagina. " What do you mean" Felicia shivered as she popped the pickle out of her mouth." Oh yea there is an app where u have sex with random ppl" Laquifa whispered as the seeds from the watermelon flew out of her vagina and went into the ground. She then popped her pussy so she cummed and then a watermelon tree came out of the ground. " Yea you get to basically have sex with whoever you want. I had it with Peppa pig last night. She fucked me so hard with her piggy tail and her little brother George joined in with his throbbing dick" Laquifa said as she ate a watermelon" turns out they are dating and they like to have threesomes with other people. " That's cool" Felicia said " what's the name of the app" " fuckabitch.com" Laquifa answered. "I heard dr.phil is on there" "REALLY! oH GOD I MUST CLEAN MY COOCHIE WITH A RAG AND SHAMPOo
Until next time fuckers
Hee hee
Also wtf am I doing with my life
Like I I don't do any of my writing work but I do this
Smh
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