Dove Cameron (Hades): Listen little girl. You're talking to a god. And I don't wanna hear the drama. Kindness ain't my brand.
Me (Mal): Oh, I guess that's why you ran.
Dove Cameron (Hades): Try being married to your momma!
Me (Mal): You stink at being a dad.
Dove Cameron (Hades): Poor Mali...are you a sad!
Me (Mal): Not as sad as you without your powers. I didn't come to fight. For once do something right!
Dove Cameron (Hades): I steal souls, were you expecting flowers?
Me (Mal): I only need you cuz I came here for something.
Dove Cameron (Hades): I've giving you everything, by giving you nothing!
Me (Mal): ...by giving me nothing!
Dove Cameron (Hades): I did what I had to do.
Me (Mal): No, you only did what's best for you.
Dove Cameron (Hades): Well you could learn a thing or two. When push comes to shove. You do what you gotta do! Yeah.
Me (Mal): You were never there. I guess you don't have a phone. You never called to say I miss you.
Dove Cameron (Hades): Are you kidding? Is this a joke? You need to let it go. You're stronger with those daddy issues.
Me (Mal): Oh, thank you.
Dove Cameron (Hades): Show me some respect. It ain't easy to neglect. My attention would've made you softer.
Me (Mal): Oh, should I be proud? Don't turn this thing around.
Dove Cameron (Hades): I guess you are your father's daughter.
Me (Mal): Don't think I need you, I just came here for something.
Dove Cameron (Hades): I've given you everything, by giving you nothing!
Me (Mal): ...by giving me nothing!
Me (Mal): I did what I gotta do. I made it on my own no thanks to you.
Dove Cameron (Hades): Well you could learn a thing or two. When push comes to shove. You do what you gotta do!
Dove Cameron (Hades): How 'bout I go with you and we'll spend some time?
Me (Mal): How 'bout you stay here cuz you're out of your mind.
Dove Cameron (Hades): Let's make new memories, you can show me the town.
Me (Mal): No, you can keep your memories now!
Dove Cameron (Hades): Get over it.
Me (Mal): I am over it.
Dove Cameron (Hades) Me (Mal): I'm over you being over it.
Dove Cameron (Hades): Let's dance!
Dove Cameron (Hades) Me (Mal): I did what I gotta do. No, you only did what's best for you. Well you could learn a thing or two. When push comes to shove. You do... When push comes to shove. You do....... What you gotta do. Yeah! Puh lease."
Me: Whoa! I sounded just like Mal Dove Cameron!
Dove Cameron: Fire in my belly.
Me: Laughs.
Sarah Jeffrey: Hi Mal!
Me: Uh, anybody wanna be like us? Everybody wanna be like us.
Hades: Mal?
Me, Dove Cameron: Hi Dad!
Dove Cameron: Bebe, how many times did you watch descendants 3?
Me: Seven. I actually saw Descendants 11 times.
Me: I love being in Los Angeles California. Dove Cameron loves hanging out with me.
Dove Cameron: There should be a Descendants 4.
Me: Sings.
