patty fatty

fat neck sollux is the devil

 It tiem PATTY FATTY (coolest cooler)3 years later, after the fatty patty incident.... Lil callie, secret rap career."Me? a - a rapper.... Ridiuclis!11""Lil callie ive heard ur raps.. U say N word..."Callie , having her true form revealed, suddenly murders them"No.... U"CalliewhorecallaWHOREcaliwhroeLil calwhore "HAHA FuCKER YOu DIDNT HAVE THE SKILLS ANYWAYS LOL" Caloborn, the man, the obese man, the absoloutely overwieight brother of lil callie, strolls in with his henchman, prostitiue gamzee.Ho do we begin this ... horribyly.. Caloborn is making deals with the devil, while fucking gamzee man (devil = fat neck sollux"NoW tHaT im LeGaLlY a mOthEr fUckIng pencil sharpener..." Gamzee says, with a confident smirk........"I cAn FuCk" Gamzee is pencil sharpener kin... Dave knew this well,,, being a eraser kin after all.. He could sense these things...."Hmph, what do u want, stoner thot"Dave asks, annoyed by Caliborn's noble henchman who is in fact the oppisite of obese. (a white male noob.)"U know darn well whut i waaaaahnt dddaaaeeeev...""dAvE...i'M lOoKiNg fOr a BIg hOt SwEaTy meAl...""aNd yOu'Re AsS iS lOoKiNg liKe thAT..."Insert anime eye flashThe kinda meal where you wake up in the middle of the night about to erupt yellow stone park in your assssss... Dave scoffed, "but gamzee, you know im a married gay white male! How can you say that?""iM a hObO On dAH sTrEetS lOoKiNgs FoRs A FINE TEN STAR MEAL.. you know i have a anorexic problem dave... dont be homohpboic..."Dave looks confused "how can i be a homophobe if im,,,,,,," But then he realized gamzee was right. Yea, he dont wanna be no homophobe.... He hesitated for a moment"..if im,,,gay?" GAsp from the crowd"dave my mouth is on my penis, i cum out of my mouth help" dave yanked on his balls. He just kinda felt like it. Honk honk. Haha thats kinda funny hes gonna do it again hahahha honk honk wowwww these balls are SOOOOOO squishhh. Coolnesssss. He coughs "oh uh, excuse me. Sorry bout that."Dave flushes in his face, like the reds of the depths of alternian period sewers. "g,,,,,,,,gaymzeeeee,,,,thatw as,,sooohott,,,"IDave looks down at his pants...he might not be able to keep his milk marker contained in his pantalons. But, this is business.. He has to stay professional. "Gaymzee- i mean gamzee... gombzee? Idk.... but like, i got a wife at home. Or a guy? Idk it gets confusing sometime but like... . yea... :/// me dont think so honey... i think.. . this is it . . im brokaign up with u .. ."Gamzee looked absolutely pissed."Yeeer gonna regret this Dave Dingadong Strider.... REMEMBER THIS DAY... THE DAY YOU COULDVE FUCKED A GRADE 10 CLOWN!!! YOU BITCH ASS MOTHERFUCKER" he says as he stomps very anrgily out the tresutanrt.Ok so anyways gamzee is going to make a deal with fat neck sollux... Fat Neck Sollux stands in his cave, all the way in the depths of Hell, or Fatmania like some ppl call it.. Where only the FATTEST and BADDEST go... anticipation in his tapping fingers, knowing a certain clown prostitute is coming his way,,,, he smirks, licking his thin yet oddly oily lips.... Gamzee comes s t o r m i n g in with his JUNK HANGING OUT and HOO b o Y,, he iS P IS S Ed BUcko WHOO WEE Someone get the bull rider (dick rider words too). "OI MATE,,, IM IN A BIT OF A PICKLE AD I THOT UR FAT NECK ASS COULD HELP ME AYE. OY BTW YOUVE GOTS A BATHRUM BRUV I GOT SOM DIAREAH TRICKLIN DOWN ME BUTT. I MEAN IF U DONTS GOT ANY I UNDERSTANDS BUT YKNOW HOW IT IS."Thats exactly what Solex wanted to hear.Gamzee is everythingHe's diversity in one beingThats why Solex liked him so muchThe piss man spoke in his ominous and yet sexy tone,, "ah, gamzee,,,my beloved, tiiny,, gamzee..you do not know how to handle a 2iituatiion like thii2 one, ye2?" Gamzee replied with anger "NO FUCKIN SHiT Tom Jones from Popular Bee Movie""Gamzee, Gamzee,, 2hhh,,,chiild,,all you have to do to de2troy 2omeone'2 fuckiing exii2tiince,, ii2 thii2" The large neck'd man leaned down and whispered into the clowns earGamzee's face lit up into a W I C K E D grin,,,,,,,,,,,,,,,, THIS IS SOOO SCANDALOUS!!! GIRL OMG YOU NAAAUGHTY. YOU BAAAAD.BAck to the surface with gamzee,,,,,hes at dave's door to his hoem,, Famzee approaches the house in a VWERY SEIROUS MANNEr (naked). For this speical moment he brushed his dick and lubed up his mouth for some mouth cumming action. HE kNCoCKED.The door opened, veerrryy slowlyyyyyyyy...........Boom. Snap.Crackle.Pop."OPEN... SESAME>>!>1 wait its aready openign im dumb i got the span o f fish 3 seocn

Haha fuckers it's a cliffhanger ur gonna have to wait for a year for the next season of this anime.