A/N so i'm not gonna tell you who is who till the end of the chapter...enjoy
Lickety_Split created the group chat "Zodiac"
Lickety_Split: Hey guysssss!!
Captain_Corn: Why is this my name?
Antisocial_Insect: speak for yourself.
Miss_Obnoxious: oh come on
NetflixAndPoptarts: My name has to be the worst.
NerdyMcNerdFace: I beg to differ.
Mermaid: I like mine
MoodyAndCrabby: I DONT LIKE MINE
Male_Katniss: ugh
Angry: MINE IS JUST "ANGRY"!
Unbalanced: Okay but mine is just incorrect
Tall_Airy_Fairy: ...
NetflixAndPoptarts: Who did this?
Tall_Airy_Fairy: it was gemini
Male_Katniss: gemini
MoodyAndCrabby: Gemini
Lickety_Split: now hold on a second!
Lickety_Split: How do you know it was me?
NerdyMcNerdFace: You created the chat.
NerdyMcNerdFace: You added us
NerdyMcNerdFace: By all logic, it should be you.
Antisocial_Insect: plus, nobody else calls me an insect
Captain_Corn: That's where you're wrong.
Mermaid: dude are you serious?
Mermaid: everyone calls you that
Antisocial_Insect: what
Lickety_Split: HAHAHHA YOU THOUGHT IT WAS JUST ME
Angry: Tbh scorpio she's right. everyone calls you insect
Unbalanced: this literally doesn't make sense
Unbalanced: I am the scales! I have to be balanced.
Lickety_Split: knew that one would annoy you 😈
NetflixAndPoptarts: So it was you.
Lickety_Split: nooooooo
Mermaid: to be fair, you did just admit to it
Tall_Airy_Fairy: surely i'm not that tall
Miss_Obnoxious: 5'11 is pretty tall
Angry: for a girl anyway
NerdyMcNerdFace: You two are not the best judges for how tall a person is.
Male_Katniss: true that
Angry: what's that supposed to mean
Captain_Corn: I think what Virgo is trying to say is the fact that Aries is 6'5 and Leo is 5'3 means you two aren't the best judge of how tall you have to be to be considered "tall"
Angry: thanks for the lecture, dad
Captain_Corn: Dad?
Lickety_Split: wait. does this mean that taurus is mom???!!?!??!?
NetflixAndPoptarts: No. I'm a guy.
Captain_Corn: Also, Taurus and I are technically not in a relationship.
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Zodiac Texts
HumorGemini creates a group chat will all the zodiac signs. What will ensue? Aries (m) Taurus (m) Gemini (m) Cancer (m) Leo (f) Virgo (f) Libra (f) Scorpio (f) Sagittarius (m) Capricorn (m) Aquarius (f) Pisces (m)
