"So the saying goes like this 'apple can fly if you throw it hard enough'" she said with her best impression of what I can only guess is a Buddhist monk,
I replied with an are you serious? look
She jumped from her sitting position on the couch and tucked her legs underneath her buttocks with an exasperated look that screamed I am not taking her seriously
I mean how can i with her ridiculous cat ears, green slime face mask and freakishly long witch fake nails or as she likes to call it self care.
"It's a thing , okay ?!" She said " people say it all the time"
" ohhhh and who are these people?" I reply
" the wisdom filled people of the yakunza" she said without missing a beat.
The thing about Leeya is that she can spew millions of imaginary people, places and ideas as it suits her. Some say she is crazy , I prefer the term quirky.
"Hello, earth to astronaut 69 " she says with her control room impression.
CLICK
"Eureka! I got it " I shout
And look at her expectantly and her eye widens and she replies " I didn't mean we throw it into the space by the way I mean we are going to sen....."
" Leeya, the control room"I interrupt, she can be quiet dumb for a scientist,
And that's when it clicks for her and her eyes widen to an unnatural extent like they are going to pop out of there sockets.
She leaps.
