Stan's dumb logic corner

74 2 1
                                    


 Mike and Stan chat:

Mikelle: you're a bitch dude, you broke two guys hearts in one day.

Stanelle: Hi and welcome to Stan's dumb logic corner!

Stanelle: 1 ½ years ago, i fall in love with Richie. He says he loves me. I panic. I never call. ½ year ago bill says he likes me. I date bill. Bill says he loves me. I say i love bill. I do. Richie moves back. I realize i still love Richie. More than bill. I kiss Richie. Richie kisses back. You remind me i have boyfriend that not Richie. I tell Richie. He freaks out and breaks up with me. I break up with bill bc i love Richie more than bill and want Richie back. Both of them hate me now. Fuck my life.

Mikelle: not grea logic stanny

Stanelle: I want Reechie back. Help.

Mikelle: Appologize bill firs

Stanelle: then you help

Mikelle: of course

(Stanelle left the chat)

Stan and Bill chat:

The most evil person ever: I'm sorry bill, I'm sorry i hurt you.

Too good for stan: you did. I don't know if i can forgive you right now, i need time

The most evil person ever: but you will eventually

Too good for stan: of course, i love you. But you need to understand how much you hurt me, what you've done.

The most evil person ever: I understand.

Too good for stan: but i will only forgive you if you tell me who you love

The most evil person ever: i can't

Too good for stan: then i guess i can't forgive you then

The most evil person ever: fine. Richie.

Too good from stan: wot

(The most evil person ever left the chat)

Bill and Eddie chat:

Billabong: Stans in love with richie.

(Freddrik is typing)

A/n my dudes you'll have to wait until tmrw to see what happens in stozierville'

Delivered.Where stories live. Discover now