Cheeseburgers! - Stony fanfiction

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Tony laid awake in bed next to his best friend, Steve. There was just one problem though— Tony really had to piss. He really needed to pee but he didn't want to get out of bed because it might wake up Steve. And Steve was not kind when woken up abruptly in the middle of the night.

He squirmed and folded his legs together. God, he didn't think he was going to last the rest of the night. He reached his hand down and gripped his weewee. "Oh? Was a really fun day." He whispered to himself, "Now it has to end."

The second he grabbed his weesnaw, he pissed all over the sheets. "Oh sheet! My sheets!" He exclaimed. Steve woke up from this, of course. He looked extremely pissed.

"Oi oi why did you piss in the fucking bed you fucking ingrate!?" He shouted, "MY BALLS ARE SOAKED!"

Tony fell off the bed from the force of Steve sitting up. The engineer's cheeks became flushed,"I'm sorry Steve. I tried my best." He ducked his head. "Tell me you still love me."

Steve spewed, "I never loved you! Stinky winky peepee boy 👦🏻!" His feelings were hurt. How could his best friend piss on him like this? Why didn't he just tell him he had to pee? How inconsiderate.

"STOVE HAS BEEN IN A DIFFERENT ROOM FOR A YEAR!" He shouted at his friend, wringing the piss from his shorts.

"STOVE? I'M STEVE!!!!!"

"I has speech impediment. Sowwy Daddy." He took his nipples out.

"I know you have daddy issues but let's not go there." He tried to cover up Tony's nipples but they were too long and hard. Like an uncooked noodle.

Tony abruptly stood up, "I must go." He spoke before stripping all of his clothes off and leaving the room without another word.

Steve then took out his Pen15 and began to yell at it. "YOU BITCH. YOU STUPID WHORE. YOU'RE SOAKED IN PISS!" He slapped his dong.

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Outside of Stark Tower, Tony hopped into the backseat of his Audi. He leaned forward to the driver, "Happy, drive. Cheeseburger first."

Happy stepped on the gas. Hard.

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As soon as Tony had the cheeseburger in his hand, he shoved his dick directly into the buns, "Pizza time!" He rubbed it good for a few moments, "Happy, stop the car."

Happy stopped the car and Tony got out. He walked up to some stranger and gave them a good ol whiff, "Mmm yum. Give me your clothes, coward." Without waiting for permission, he Thanos snapped their clothes off of them and onto him. "I feel much better." He yodelled.