Hi guys this is my autobiography !!! I am writing a fanfiction about my own life. Pls no hate comments. I am only 2 years old but I have lived a very colorful life so far so let's get into it. I was born at an incredibly young age, and ever since then being alive has been very important to me. I consider it one of my greatest talents. Well, that and writing fanfiction! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!! No, but seriously. Ever since the moment I was born, I have been realizing the wonders of birth. I also live in California, and the surrounding states! Wow! I have, like, so many houses. They have so many rooms, and all the rooms have numbers on them, and we have to talk to somebody so that we can get a key to OUR very own room! It's very official and safe. With me being a two year old baby, I get in for free! And all I have to do is sleep on the floor! Mommy and Daddy say that I wasn't a mistake, but I suspect otherwise. They have lots of beige tubes in their cabinets. I don't know what they're for. All I know is that they're yummy! Haha! I love putting things in my mouth that aren't food! One time I ate a whole table. My mom was horrified, and my dad couldn't figure out how I did it. Neither could the doctors. Or the cops. I can't believe I got away with it!!
I am a famous Youtubner named Pewdiepie. Maybe you heard that I got in trouble a while back for saying some really mean things about Jewish people. Just to be clear, I love Jews! They're my favorites! But anyway, you've probably heard of me even if it wasn't because I hate Jews. I have the 2nd biggest channel on Youtube! Yay! oyoyoyoyoyooooooooooootygybgbgyi n n./;' bguyuibhiuhyi vgyguy jkjjjkofd56rtyghjkledjiokpl[;6dc vgbui666
Eating keyboards is just one of my many talents! Hope you enjoyed that little demonstration. I also enjoy throwing up on stuff and yelling about nothing! Haha! I love life!
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Spiritual(In case you don't know, this is a joke story. Nothing said in here is supposed to hold any meaning. Enjoy this piece of sharbage!) pewpies is a 2 year old badass child looking for murder victims, while ASS is bugging him about sh!t and Delivery Dub...
