Vkook One Shots

Anti

kookiebutter
¯\_(ツ)_/¯ he seems like the type who thinks beauty is a talent.

I prefer the main dancer who raps.

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"Fuck you, Hoseok." Taehyung muttered in a serious yet jokingly manner for he still loved his hyung.
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vantae
Taehyung is pretty cool

kookiebutter
*is pretty

vantae
So you admit that he's hot?

kookiebutter
Nobody in the right mind would say that he was bad looking. For a quick fuck? I would let him down me. But dunno....he seems fake af

vantae
I guess. Well I better get going now!!

Hoseok peered his head in and gave Taehyung a smile which the maknae returned with a scowl.
"Damn, who peed in your apple juice? Anyways. Food is ready."
"I hate you." Taehyung muttered with a childish pout as he stuck his middle finger up at him before leaving

Hoseok stood at the doorway of his maknae with a 'wtf did I do face?' Similar to the one you make when your mom blames you for making your younger sibling cry when you didn't do shit.

The next day

kookiebutter
I don't even know if you're a 50 year old pedophile!!!

vantae
Good morning to you too, little miss sunshine
I'm 23 so you're okay

kookiebutter
How do I know that you're lying???

vantae
Because I'm not. Have faith in me, bubba

kookiebutter
Okeeiiii, Mister V!!
Kookie had waffles for breakfast and my sister was fawning over Taehyung. Normal morning for the Jeon household.

vantae
At least your sister has a good taste in men. I can't believe that you don't like Taehyung!

kookiebutter
Maybe it's my inner EXO-L speaking. And I prefer the girlgroups..like seriously.....Soyeon, Hwasa and Moonbyul can stick their feet down my throat! Mommy!!!😫😫😫

vantae
I thought your gay?

kookiebutter
And I thought the world is flat bUT WE DONT ALWAYS GET WHAT WE WANT NOW DO WE?!?!

but yes..I'm gay..........uwu

vantae
Confusing but cute...

kookiebutter
Okay. How about this. Send me a video of this Taehyung that'll change my mind about him.

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Was Taehyung really going to search himself up on YouTube? Although he was curious, he never did it. To imagine those 13 year old fans that are so freaking cute when they chant their names make videos that.......

Taehyung shivered. He's positive that they made fan made videos of him when he was 20... he wasn't even old enough to watch the 21+ videos about HIMSELF!
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(A/n: I'm not hating on anyone........)

vantae
Okay..wait just a second
You want vocals or visuals?

kookiebutter
Gimme both.