Ivlis x the mcdonald's employee

Rock n roll mcdonalds

Ivlis was on his way home after failing miserable to take over the gray garden. He was tired and was hungry. As he was going home he passed by a mcdonald's. Thinking to himself he said fuck it and started walking to the mcdonald's. After all he was hungry as fuck. We opened the door of the building and smelled the greasy shit cuz it's mcdonald's. He looked around and only a few people were there. He got in line while someone in front of him was doing there order. While they were taking there order he kinda just dozed off. He kept thinking about satanicks cock and ball torture lesson and how terrible it was. What a nightmare. Without him even nothing it was his turn to order. The mcdonald's employee started asking if he was alright and such. The moment he saw the employee he knew it was love. He stared at the employee. The mcdonald's employee was just standing there waiting for his order. eventually Ivlis snapped out of it and ordered his big mac. When it was done,He saw that the employee had given him extra ketchup. That's when he knew it was lOVE. He and the mcdonald's employee then got married. The end cuz i'm too lazy to think of anything else and i tried to write a decent crack fanfic and failed