Crowley, teaching Aziraphale how to drive: Ok so your driving and Gabriel and Michael walk into the road. Quick, what do you hit?
Aziraphale: Oh definitely Gabriel.
Crowley, facepalming, trying not to laugh: The brakes angel, you hit the breaks
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Incorrect Good Omens Quotes
HumorThese are quotes from your favorite good omens characters that are certainly not real, but probably just as funny! Honestly this is mostly our ineffable husbands but other characters will also appear. None of the characters are mine.
