LTR Oneshots

The First Draft

" Hi, uh, Jay here 😳😳 If you're seeing this I hacked this account because it's midnight and I finished this so I'm sorry Peri 😔💗 love you homie but no homo bro. This probably isn't gonna make any sense but I wanted to get this out for I can make more angsty chapters in the future ;)))  okay bye y'all, " - Jay

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" This is interesting.. " Player-kun mutters to themselves, walking around the hallways with classroom mostly empty. It was oddly quiet for a high school.. that is:

" HIT OR MISS, I GUESS THEY NEVER MISS H U H ? "

" JAY SHUT THAT THING OFF, ITS BEEN MONTHS— "

" IM GETTING THE FIRST GENERATION FLASHBACKS "

Player-kun, obviously confused, walks inside to see all the commotion. The ear rape of the song dials down, seeing a figure fumbling with the radio with a taller figure helping them. In a burst, a short person comes into view, causing the Player to jump back.

" HIIII ! " They giggle, their bubbly personality causes the Player to smile. " H-Hey? Um,, my names [_Enter_Name_].."

" god [_Enter_Name_], is your name actually 'enter name'? "

" what? "

Player-kun raises a brow before quickly shaking it off. " Well ! My name's Peri ! I'm made of glitter according to Sushi's story ! "

" THAT WAS MATT'S— "

" What's your name? " Peri asks, and the Player-kun only grows a confused. " But I just told you my na— "

" Did someone call me? " There, a smaller figure walks in:

" M A T T "

Everyone practically shouts, rushing in to give them a group hug. 'Matt' gives a small laugh at this, glancing over to the Player before quickly blushing in embarrassment.

" O-Okay guys.. that's enough— "

" AWW I MISSED YOU SO MUCH MATT,, " One of them spoke, having an eyepatch made it of.. sushi? Player-kun couldn't help but give a confused smile over it. Either way, having a digital mask can't be any better unlike that one forgettable character.

Tea ?

" We see each other everyday, Sushi. " Matt smiles and Sushi only sniffs, getting teary eye. " It's not the saME! "

" And who are you? " The taller one speaks, fixing their glasses as the Player is taken a bit back. " O-Oh! Sorry for not introducing myself, but I'm [_Enter_Name_]! "

" You're hot. "

They all compliment in a unison. Player-kun gives a concerning smile but is flustered nevertheless.

" I'm Sammy, nice to meet you. " Sammy extends their hand and the Player nervously shakes it. A normal human interaction? W o w.

" This is Jay, by the way. " Sammy introduces and the person, Jay, only awkwardly waves. " h i t h e r e "

" Gross. " Player adds on, and looks over to Sushi.

" AND I OOP- " Jay yells out, going into a corner, sulking, like an anime character.

" So, are you like a pirate o— " The Player is interrupted.

" WHAT UP FU C C E RS "

" WHY DO YOU HAVE MY PHONE? "

" F U CC YOU THATS WHY- "

Player-kun looks over to see a person familiar to Sushi, except they were only a centimeter taller. Details man.

" This is Sashimi.. " Sushi mutters.

" BUT EVERYONE CALLS ME SASHIT- "

" NO ONE CALLS YOU THAT! " Sushi yells as Sashimi gasps, the two sticking their tongues at each other. The Player only walks away, going over to Peri to see them baking cookies on their desk.

" You're a baker? That's pretty cute. " the Player compliments in which Peri only blushes. " T-Thank you ! Wanna try one?? " Peri offers and the Player gladly takes one. Having a bite before immediately freezing.

What is this?

" Do you like them?? There one of my inventions ! Spaghetti cookie ! Why have dinner and desert, when you can have bOTH AT THE SAME TIME ! " Peri giggles as Player-kun forced themselves to swallow it.

" Nice— "

" Im such a giver. " Peri sighs with a proud smile, taking a bite before giggling in excitement. Player-kun glances to see Sammy walking towards the two.

" I'm stealing your man for a sec. " They grab ahold of the Player, dragging them in such Peri sighs.

" Of course you did. "

" H-Hey what's going on?" Player-kun asks, pulling out of Sammy's grasp. Sammy only smiles. " Don't worry, I'm not gonna kill you: that's Jay's job. "

" Wha— "

" I'm here to give you something. " Sammy hands the Player a box, in which they open to see a bunch of scribbled notes.

" I may not be Monika but I thought those would help. "

" Routes?? THERES ROUTES IN THIS?? "

" Well duh. " Sammy chuckles. " Dont tell anyone! Especially— "

" ROUTES?? "

The two glance over as Sammy sighs. " nevermind."

" SAMMY,, YOU PROMISED ! " Jay yells, nudging Sammy's elbow in which they nervously laugh. " Aye you weren't doing the sprites, what the hell was I suppose to do?? Wait 65 years?? "

" I hate you. " Jay mutters, blushing in embarrassment before noticing the Player. They immediately scream and hide behind Sammy.

" You're Hay? Right? "

Sammy snorts for a moment, covering their mouths as Jay nudges them again. " It's Jay. "

" Aye you're pretty.. dAMN ODD,, WHATS UP WITH THE MASK?? " The Player asks and Jay grows flustered. " That's it, I'm executing this bit— "

" WAIT WAIT NOOO " Everyone holds Jay back.

" WAIT BEFORE YOU DELETE THIS WORLD FRISK, I HAVE TO DO SOMETHING! " Matt screams, running up to the Player before leaning over for a kiss. Except everyone sees everything so they push Matt out the way to get their own kiss but Jay just sighs and snaps their fingers.

Everyone disintegrate, the game resets and a more playable Player comes in.

Welcome to the LTR club.