A lazy persons guide to...

A Lazy Person's Guide to: Human Interaction

Yes, believe it or not I do interact with people... not well, but I do.

This is how to interact with different types of people:
Perky People:

If you're like me then these people who are overly happy about life (beautifulbutterfly13, this means you.... luv ya 'sis'.) bug the shit out of you a lot.

There is only 2 methods to deal with these types of people.
Method 1- "Dude, shut the f*** up already!"
                        Or

{Nicer version} "Please, shut the f*** up or I will be forced to beat the living shit out of you. Thank you."  +extended, yes. Effective, hell yeah!+
Method 2- this is why people have feet (kick), hands and fingers (pinch) and a mouth (bite).

Dumb People:

I only have one method for dumb people. Sorry.
Method 1- "F*** off you dumb f***."
                            Or

{Over done version}"Hey, bungee jump from your ego to your IQ and hope the cord snaps."

                            Or

{Nice version} Take a nice deep breath, put away anything you may use as a weapon look the person in the eyes, smile and hold up both middle fingers.

Know-it-alls:

These people are just asking for a  hi five in the face with a brick... from the hulk.... repeatedly.
Method 1- ignore them

                            Or
Method 2- hope you have a wonderful friend (beautifulbutterfly13) who will pull you out of the situation so you don't get suspended or arrested

That's all for tonight because I'm sleepy and my favorite show is on.... see you later, or not. Bye bye.