epic seven random

wild gals

random scenarios of these wild gals. they're not funny but whatever

[in court]

bellona's husband: the house was paid entirely by me, therefore the entire property shall be kept by—

bellona: *glares at judge*

the judge: bellona keeps the house

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achates: *spills coffee on a man holding a knife, making the man stab himself in the heart and die*

achates: o-oh my god

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clarissa, new to the order of the blue cross: h..has she always been like that

achates: hiii omg so u wanna go out for lunch? i'll pay everything. please love me

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bellona: AHAHAHHA! sez, don't you think this is absolutely invigorating?! this is so much fun!! i haven't had this much fun in all the years of my life!! HAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!

sez, sitting on the carousel horse behind bellona's: ...

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carrot: cermia...what is this

cermia: welcome to my home

carrot: is that a dead cat?

cermia: omg it's dead.. that's why it wasn't eating

carrot: it's a skeleton... where is your closet?

cermia: oh? i realized i didn't need one. here's my room

carrot: GAAHHH this place smells like beans and garlic!! why??!!!

cermia: i have a good taste for snacks. don't judge

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aramintha: don't cry please, bellona.

bellona: sobbing

lidica: what's going on

lots: ...you've been with us for the past 3 days how do you not know what's going on

lidica: *watching hair tutorials* what. repeat that please

sez: i broke up with her for violet