[Everyone has logged in]
Missouri: This is it guys. We r gunna beat pretty boy Virginia at being cute.Alabama: How r we gonna do dat it's impossible
Indiana: Frick off, AL shouldn't you be kissing your sister or something?
Alabama: Screeeew y'all I'm going home.
Missouri: Mississippi, you try being cute!
Mississippi: n y a .
Missouri: (sigh) f i n e e d g e l o r d .
[Alabama and Missouri have disconnected]
Mississippi: Guys I've been waiting here for 3 hours where the heck is Dakota?!?
Alaska: w h i c h d a k o t a
North Dakota: ME. Frick u, Alaska.
Alaska: (throws ushanka at ND)
South Dakota: Did someone say Dakota?
North Dakota: me. She's talking about me.
North Dakota: I'm on my way there.
Carolina: OMG GUYS I JUST SAW WISCONSIN KISSING WEST VIRGINIA!!!!
Wisconsin: oml stop stalking us...
Georgia: rEet
Pennsylvania: ommgggggg Wisconsin u kissed West Virginia?!?
WV: NONE OF YOUR FREAKING BUISNESS
Arizona: I need to get a hot dog. Who wants to go with me?
California: g o b y y o u r s e l f
Mississippi: i wOuLd cArE fOr a hOtdOg
Arkansas: Me and Kansas will go too.
Kansas: WHO SAID I WAS GOING
Hawaii: I kinda want Mexican I'll go there
Colorado: oml
Connecticut: Colorado wanna go to Home depo w me?
Colorado: Sure I need to go there anyway
Delaware: What would u even need at Home Depo?!?
Colorado: h a m
Delaware: What
Colorado: H A M
Delaware: Nani
Colorado: HAMMMMMMMMMM
Delaware: This is too weird I'm out
[Delaware has disconnected]
Florida: w h o c a n e v e n b l a m e h i m ?
Georgia: NOT ME This is very very weird
Idaho: Colorado WHY THE EVERLOVING FREAK DO YOU NEED HAM FROM HOME DEPOT
Colorado: I'm hungryyyyyy jeeeeezzzzzz
Illinois: Y'all where's Iowa
Iowa: I AM HERE
Kentucky: WAS THAT A FREAKIN JOJO REFERENCE
Louisiana: I HAVE NO SOUL YOU GUYS HAVE A NICE DAY
[Memelord has disconnected]
Maine: Ok let the dark soulless one have a nice day
Maryland: I live for you all the memes u crap out on this chatroom
Massachusetts: w h y
Mississippi: who even knows
New Jersey: y'all are giant idiots
New Mexico: I have been given life
New York: I wish I could begin on how much I die inside every time I'm on this chatroom
South Carolina: same here
Rhode Island: I just got a new black tracksuit
Alabama: Good for u edgelord
Rhode Island: ur even more edgelord than mua
Arizona: RI ur death is giving me life
Rhode Island: FEMALE DOGE YOU LOOK LIKE ZELDA FROM THE PET SEMETARY
[Arizona has disconnected to get plastic surgery]