"...Back in the big city, God I hate it already!"
Turns out that sleeping through your alarm is not the smartest thing to do when you've got a five-hour drive ahead of you. It is also not smart to forget that you have a gorgeous Greek God of a man in bed next to you. Simon earned himself a swift elbow in the ribs as I jumped over him to reach the screeching piece of electronic tat. After the Man Whore (meant with love) talked me into a "Goodbye for Now" session, shall we say, I finally threw him out and started getting myself ready to leave Mahoney Towers and the place I called home. Shit was not the word for how I felt that morning. As soon as my cases were packed, I just stood in the middle of my bedroom looking around at the time capsule that it was. I almost ripped down my Take That poster to take it with me for old times sake, but decided against it. It wouldn't be long before I was back here anyway would it?
Saying goodbye was harder than ever this time around. Firstly, there was no Lillian to grab a hold of my leg, begging me to stay and yell at me for becoming "a Southerner". That made my heart sink quicker than the Titanic. I hated to admit how much I missed her. She wasn't my Aunt; she was my sister in all but name. I even berated myself for those times I called her rotten for dragging me out all those Saturday nights. I just wanted a hug, a great big rib crushing, never ending hug that I would forget in a hurry. Grandma Nicki's tears flowed more than normal as did mine, Granddad Mel had to be pulled off me and Mum and Dad gave me the "drive home safely" speech until I actually got into the car.
All the way down the motorway I sobbed. Not afraid to admit that. When I stopped halfway for a much-needed coffee, I hid in the toilets so people didn't see my puffy eyes. It was stupid to get so emotional; I would be back in a few weeks as soon as I sorted myself out. I pulled myself together and left the services and headed onto the motorway once again. I was surprised I made it back into London through the foggy, wet eyes that had accompanied me all the way down. As I pulled into the tiny parking space afforded by the Landlord, I looked up at The Box and cried again. This wasn't home. It was a Hell Hole disguised as an overpriced, under furnished flat that I only took tenancy on because it was all I could afford.
Upon entering said building, I felt nothing but coldness. There was no massive hug to welcome me home, just a pile of unread letters, a hundred and one answer phone messages and a bunch of rubbish to clear up. Obviously, London friend had been using The Box to hold his infamous parties. I didn't drink Vodka as a rule, so the empty bottle in the sink certainly wasn't mine. I looked around in despair, throwing my bags onto the floor and sofa respectively. This was the most depressing sight I had ever faced. I could feel the tears welling in my eyes again and I wished more than anything that Grandma Nicki would burst through the door with a cup of tea in her hand. I hated every inch of this place and I hadn't been back two minutes.
After about an hour, I couldn't take siting in the crap any longer. I cleaned up with a vigorous passion I usually only reserved for writing or activities with Simon. Beautiful, caring Simon who was now hundreds of miles away. I honestly didn't think my tear ducts could produce any more water but they did. Everything I threw into the rubbish bin caused another emotional outburst. I checked the date and it certainly wasn't my time of the month. I was just...unhappy. London made me unhappy. This was a realisation that hit like a ton of bricks causing me to flop down onto my sofa.
I phoned Simon that night. I cried down the phone at him, repeatedly telling him that I loved him and I wanted to be back there with him. He eventually calmed me down (seriously he had to start that kind of conversation) and let me know that I was loved enough to bring me back to reality. I lay in bed looking up at the blank celling, bemoaning the loss of Take That's eyes staring back at me. Nothing about this place felt like home. I couldn't even write because I forgot which suitcase I put my laptop charger in and I hadn't unpacked yet. I could get it but I didn't want to get up for risk of crying again. I closed my eyes as Simon had instructed and let images of our night at the Casino and the beach enter my head. I fell asleep smiling...
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The World According to Jessie
ChickLitJessie Clarins is totally devoted to her family but can only tolerate them in small doses hence the reason she is in London and they are still in their hometown of. Blackpool. Unfortunately, whilst stuck for an idea for a column Jessie inadvertentl...