Random thoughts and one shots

Yeet yeet im a doormat

If a take a part a old boat piece by piece but fix the broken bits and put it all back together like brand new is it a new different boat or is is the same old boat?
On the upside of my life I'm not doing cocaine yet on the downside I'm definitely too poor to afford one.
If quiet doesn't make much of a sound how do we know that the sound is quiet.
I've always wanted to eat a whole pie but when I have the opportunity to do so I don't wanna do it.
I wonder how many chefs were executed back in ye olden times because the food tester had an unknown allergy to a food being served.
If companies don't want people to eat their product (ie: candles, soaps, skin care products) why do they name them after foods or make them smell appetizing ?
If I were a bird I would live at Disney because then I can eat the food that the parks have for free because I would just steal it from people.
At some point between falling asleep and waking up you dream and you never seem to quite remember your dreams perfectly

Whelp that's all folks