LOVE AND DESTROY

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((The photo is my pet pikachu. SO BEAUTIFUL!!))

Me: this is so ridiculous that I forgot why I agreed. Why did I again?

MEXICAN MAN: I dunno.

Me: I'm glad we are bros.

MEXICAN MAN: bros before Amosh

Me: yes, absolutely everything before Amosh. Even my beautiful taco...

-time skip (I used my personal TARDIS, it's a normal phone booth, the red type!!!)-

Me: So... how are things going Miss Taco?

Miss Taco: *meat falls out*

Pet pikachu: pika! *puts the meat back in*

Me: thanks pikachu!

Miss Taco: *cracks*

Pet pikachu: *puts duct tape around it*

Me: PERFECT! But Miss Taco... our relationship isn't perfect. YOUR DUMPED LIKE ME TAKING A DUMP! *squashes Miss Taco with a sledgehammer*

Pikachu: PERCECT

Me: you speak?!?

Pikachu: pika?

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