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I'm bored so Cell Block Tango

"You been screwing the milkman!" He says. He was crazy, and he kept on screaming, "You been screwing the milkman!" 

Then he ran into my knife

He ran into my knife ten times

[Ana]

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same!

[Brynne, in Hungarian]

What am I doing here? 

They said the landlady held my husband down while I bludgeoned his head. 

But it is not true. I am innocent.

 I do not know why Uncle Sam [the law] says I did it. 

I tried to explain to the police, but they did not understand!

[Ana]

But did you do it?

[Brynne]

Uh uh, not guilty!

[Kate]

My sister, Natalie and I had this double act.

And my husband, Toby, traveled around with us

With the last number in our act, we did 20 acrobatic tricks in a row--one two three four five, splits, spread eagles, back flips, flip flops, one right after the other! 

Well, this one night before the show we were down at the hotel in Cicero, the three of us, boozing and having a few laughs. And we ran out of ice, so I went out to get some

I come back, open the door...

There's Natalie and Toby doing number seventeen...the spread eagle!

Well, I was in such a state of shock, I completely blacked out. I can't remember a thing. It wasn't until later, when I was washing the blood off of my hands, I even knew they were dead!

[Kate]

They had it coming, they had it coming!

They had it coming all along!

I didn't do it, but if I done it

How could you tell me that I was wrong?

[Livy] (Woah she's here!)

I loved George Lipschitz more than I could possibly say. 

He was a real artistic guy, sensitive, a painter. 

But he was always trying to "find himself".

He'd go out every night looking for himself, and on the way, he found...Ruth, Gladys, Rosemary, and Irving.

I guess you can say we broke up because of "artistic differences". 

He saw himself as alive

And I saw him dead!

[Emily, Tess, Brynne, Kate, Ana, Livy]

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!

The dirty bum, bum, bum, bum, bum!

They had it coming, they had it coming

They had it coming all along!

'Cause if they used us, and they abused us

How could you tell us that we were wrong?

He had it coming, he had it coming

He only had himself to blame!

If you'd have been there, if you'd have seen it

I betcha you would have done the same--

[Lines all overlapping]

You pop that gum one more time--

Single my ass--

Ten times--

Why did Uncle Sam shut me up in prison?

Number seventeen, the spread eagle!

Artistic differences—

[Emily, Tess, Brynne, Kate, Ana, Livy]

I betcha you would have done the same!

Pop! Six! Squish! Uh uh! Cicero! Lipschitz!

Why did I do this-