Hi my names eirnee. Yes it is spelled that way. So I mmmm gonna tell you the story about the big buff fluff that tried eating my toes and earloafs. So one day I was walking at the park with my shoes on a leash and my fingers on a balloon string and a few feet ahead of me I see this big buff fluffy thing. I thought to myself "Cookie Monster?" But I was wrong. The big buff fluff turned out to be big bird fucking Mr. Clean in the playground with some blue shoes on. It was a little spooky at first until I realized big birds penis was a second beak. I slowly approach the big buff fluff and the swiffy clean guy but all of a sudden a bunch of dildos fell from a plane right into my dogs ass. My dog yelped in frightening pleasure which got the attention of the big buff fluff and swiffy clean guy. They both jolted their heads to look at me. Then started to dart at me, their feet clacking on the ground. I scream like a girl and bolt towards the parks gate to leave. But my feet dig into the ground and wouldn't let me leave. The two figures approached me and started to feel me out. I was as terrified as a skittish cat. They started to feel my man boobs and found my stash of cocaine in my boob crack. But then they pulled my feet outa the ground like carrots and started picking off my toes like berries. *munch munch munch* they started eating my toes and it sounded like celery! I was scared I had to escape the big buff fluff and swiffy clean guy! After they finished eating my toes they moved to my earloafs. They dug their nails into my earloafs and pulled them off like pancakes. My dog was scared shitless because his toes and ears were gone too so I had to do somethings quick! I buckled up my balls and smacked the swiffy clean guy. But the most terrifying thing happened right after that.... his face turned into penny wise and his body shed like a snack into penny wises clothes and 8 red balloons popped out his ass. And big bird (the big buff fluff) stayed the same except a yellow raincoat appeared on him and one of his arms were bit off! I screamed like a little girl once again and started crawling towards the gate because my toes were gone, I could not walk. But right before I reached the gate penny wise grabbed my ankles and pulled me back into a sewer drain and............................. "AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH" my door bursts open "HONEY! Is everything alright what happened!" My mom says frightened by my scream. My mom, dad and little sister were all standing in my door. I look around me and I'm sitting up in my bed in my bedroom at 4:23 in the morning. My mom comes up next to me and brushes her fingers through my hair to comfort me and asks again what happen. "I had a nightmare again" I say in embarrassment. My mom grabs me and pulls me into a hug. My sister goes back to bed after hearing the news and my dad waits at the door for my mother. "Everything's going to be alright it was just a dream." My mom says in the softest voice she could make. "Would you like to tell me about the dream or would you like to go back to bed?" " I think i should change my pants..." I say feeling something mushy in my pants. My mom gets up and exits the room along with my dad. I penguin walk to the bathroom and pull down my pants to reveal I shit myself in my sleep and it was everywhere in my pants. It wasn't just on my ass it was in my ass crack and all the way up into my pubic hair on my penis. "I darn dudlely did it again" I say in a country voice realizing I'm 17 and just shit myself from a nightmare.
