Written by Dogma
April 13, 2009
(Dogma POV)
I was sitting in my room, t'was 9:30 am. I was in the middle of an engaging conversation with my hot scene boyfriend, Dave S., when she marched in... Mother. After noticing me on my bed, doing nothing but talking to my boyfriend, she hit me in the head with a hard paper fan.
"F***ing A**hole!! Get off your phone and help your Mother clean this house!"
She hit me again, and again, and she wonders why Father never showed up to my birth.
"AaAaH", I squeal, trying my best not to frighten the neighbors.
Mother declares "That's what you get for being a lazy good for nothing child and just raising my bills! I should have left you on the street corner the day you were born, but I decided not to because I thought you would be helpful, guess I was wrong!" She slams the door.
"And this room better be spotless by the time I get back or you will sleep in the forest again!!!"
All I can do is cry.. ssh-she's r-ruthless... I get up out of my curled up position on my bed, and start to tidy up my room. I don't wanna make her any more mad than she already is.
But she comes back in one last time, this time.. w-with a s-sledge-h-hammer!!
She whips out the hammer and hits my phone, and I hear the cracking of glass.
"AND NO MORE TALKING AND SEXTING WITH THAT SHITTY BLONDE ASS EMO EITHER!!!"
She hits it again...
"mOTHER!! WHAT ARE DOING N O O O O O O O"
"SHUT IT YOU USELESS FLATBREAD PIZZA BITCH"
"b-b-b-but I l-like flatbread p-piz-"
"WELL I D O N ' T! AND I DON'T LIKE YOU EITHER!!!"
The door slams, and she's gone. FINALLY.
I'm so angry now, though.. I-I've n-never been so.. so ANGRY before...
I sob and sob, curled up on my bed once again, like Cinderella when her dress gets ruined. But unlike Cinderella, I have a plan. I'll get her.. Today.. when sh-she gets home.. I'll kill her!! HAHAAAH!! I'll kill her w-w-with I know... BEES.
15 minutes later, she comes back. I hide
The door opens.
"DOGMA!! Where are you, you better have cleaned that room or else!" She announces, going into her room. I run and lock her in, using the lovely outer lock on her bedroom door. Mother doesn't notice. Now is where my fun really begins.
Once Mother is locked in, I run outside with a backpack full of my belongings and a box of matches. I take down the nearby beehive in the backyard, trailing closer to Mother's room. I light a match and set the beehive ablaze. Luckily, Mother's window was still open. I throw in the angry, burning beehive, and force the window shut.
Mother burns.
I smile, but sob once again, I'm a crybaby, I know xd...
All I can say now is " I'm sorry... (but like the Tomodachi Life rejection apology)."
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Dogma and the Chamber of Secrets
Altele~~Work in Progress~~ -Note This is a joke story and will be treated as such. Me and my friend are writing this for fun with no serious ties to anything at all. We just want to make a funny story and post it somewhere for other people to read for enj...
