Biiiiggg OOF

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Me: *bursts through door* MOON!!! GET YO UNHOLY ASS UP!!

Moon: OW OW OW OW OW OW OW OW LET GO OF MY EAR YOU WHORE--

Me: WE HAVEN'T UPDATED THIS SINCE 2017! IT'S 2019! GET THE FUCKING CAMERA AND DO YOUR FUCKING JOB BEFORE I KICK YOU OUT OF MY BOOK--

Moon: *already summoned camera* Alright, alright, chill, no need to make me pay for a house that I don't have the money to pay for. I'll go get Oreana and Pearl, you can get the Angel fuck and we can make another video.

Me: Glad to work with you. Anyways. *fades out*

Moon: ... Seriously, what the fuck is her problem, it's like she made me or something- waaiiitt...

*BEEEEPP*

Moon: HEJO EVERYBODY, its ya girl Moon, and welcome bACK, to something we should've updated yEARS ago! Anyways, we've got Oreana, Pearl, and Mary with us today, and we gonna answer more questions!

Oreana: We actually haven't seen you in so long, Pearl. You look different.

Pearl: Well, it has been 3 years, so change was expected

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Pearl: Well, it has been 3 years, so change was expected.

Oreana: Woah, no stuttering!? Are you sure you're still Pearl??

Pearl: Seriously, Oreana? I'm still me, I've just been busy, that's all.

Oreana: With what?

Moon: We're not the ones who ask questions, Oreana! They do! Now, let's see!

Moon: We're not the ones who ask questions, Oreana! They do! Now, let's see!

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Moon: Hejo! Currently, I see the roof when I look up. :3

Pearl: Hello! (Moon, she didn't mean that literally.)

Oreana: Yo. Nothing much.

Lilly

Moon: *signing* Hello, Lilly. Pearl and I understand sign language, don't worry.

Maple

Moon and I: *ggaaaaaAAAASSSSPPP!!!!!1!!* pANCAKE!???!?

Pearl: I do like pancakes, but not as much as they do. I remember one time they tried to make a castle out of pancakes and Jeggo waffles.

Oreana: I remember that! I poured syrup all over them! Ahahah, it was so worth it!

Yang

Pearl: Actually, yes, although Alphys only had Mew Mew Kissy Cutie, I found other ones once we reached the surface, and I like them a lot.

Yin

Moon (completely missed the whole arguement): Aw, thanks! You're nice too!

Oreana: Man, you are a sorry demon. Anyways, thanks I guess? (Why did it take convincing for you to say that, you didn't have to listen, tbh.)

Pearl: Although it was practically forced out of you, thank you for the compliment.

Moon: Aaaanndd that's it!

Oreana: But what's that on the bottom of the screen there-

Moon: ahAHAHAhah, just an old roleplay (thatIreallyneedtogetbacktobutIkindafelloutofroleplayingsorrymorgenne) that you dont need to nag at me about, Oreana.

Oreana: Sure. Anyways, Pearl, you're staying right?

Pearl: *nod* I haven't been here in years, the place has changed and I want to see it again. Besides, there was something I needed to tell you anyways.

Moon: Oh? Should I turn off the camera?

Pearl: Yes, because we need to go through it's footage from 3 years ago.

Moon: OwO what's this?

Oreana: Moon. Stop. Please.

Moon: Alright, fine ÚwÙ.

Oreana: Can you not-

*Video has stopped recording.*

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⏰ Last updated: Jun 15, 2019 ⏰

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