The Rising

Part 1

You don't know half of the story. My story. I'm General and let me tell you a tale.

It all started with the god of, well, everything. Zaden. He punched me in the face, and I fell onto a button. All I heard was, "Great, you just blew up Pluto!"

"Really?!?" Zaden said sarcastically.

"Yes you did, now you have to pay, idiot!" General said as he cracked his knuckles angrily.

"Is that so? Well, guess I'll give you... Psych!" Zaden screamed as he teleported himself and General to the moon.

"So this is it this is how my life ends. On the moon," General mumbled with a disappointed face.

"Yes, it's sad, but no one cares," Zaden said mockingly.

"So you think you're cool! Heh." General said, "We all know that I can kill gods, or have you forgotten?"

"Guess so," said Zaden, thinking, What is he talking about?

" You know what?! I hope you die!" General screamed as he punched Zaden in the face 15 times. "Until I see blood on your stupid face, I'll stop!"

"God, you hit good, boy," said Zaden.

"Fine, but I'll see you again. Christian, now!!!" screamed General.

"Got it!" Christian replied, teleporting General to his base.

"Thanks," General said.

"No problem," Christian said happily.

WHOOSH!

"Who's there?" questioned Christian as a rock flew past his head.

"Me," Seth answered. He was Zaden's ghost servant.

" Seth, we talked about this. You have to knock before you enter!" Christian said jokingly.

"You serious?" Seth said confused.

"Yes, I'm serious. Go fix my door, knock, then attack me." Christian said.

"Fine," Seth said as he started to fix Christian's door.

"Thanks," Christian said.

Knock, knock!

"Come in!" Christian said.

"Stone throw!" Seth screamed as he threw a stone at Christian which just barely missed Christian's head.

"You see, knocking is polite."

"Shut up and fight already!"

"Fine!" Christian said as he threw a punch at Seth. His fist passed through Seth's body like a fish swims through water.

"I'm a ghost, dork," Seth said mockingly.

"Okay," Christian replied while picking up a vacuum.

"Why?!" Seth screamed as he was sucked into the vacuum.

"That should hold him for a while, but not for long," Christian said.

"So what happened here?" a purple colored pig asked as he entered the room with an aquamarine pig and a purple dragon.

"Well-" Christian started.