catfish | jenlisa

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you're talking with a random stranger. say hi!

stranger: heyy

you: hi baby xoxo,, snap me :*
you: snap: bigtittybitch81

stranger: one day i'm gonna break and give in to these bots ://

you: kffhuf im kidding, hi

stranger: oh
stranger: OH
stranger: now i'm kinda disappointed that ur real

you: ouch my ego
you: i'll pretend to be bigtittybitch81 for you

stranger: id like that ;;))

you: of course u would, men r filthy *pukes*

stranger: true
stranger: good thing i'm a lesbian

you: oh?
you: what a coincidence
you: me too :)

stranger: never use that smiley face ever again

you: hmm, no :)

stranger: oo its getting cuter, u can use it

you: :]

stranger: what the hell is that

you: an upgraded smiley face

stranger: no
stranger: never use that

you: hmmm,
you: no ',:]

stranger: oh god,,,
stranger: that's horrifying

you: i actually find it cute

stranger: what even is that supposed to me
stranger: *be

you: a smiley face suggestively raising one eyebrow ',:]

stranger: i see it now
stranger: ',:]
stranger: okay maybe it is cute

you: too bad cuz u lost ur rights to use it the moment u called it horrifying