Fork In The Microwave

yeet

Hmmm what now

Ah yes.

Fuck life.

Okay so the other day, i was doing the dishes when i heard someone walking behind me. It would have been okay if it weren't for one thing.

Im home alone.

I looked behind me and saw nothing so i shrugged it off but as soon as i did, a glass bowl flew its ass out of the dishwasher and onto the floor. I was like................................HMMM EXCUSE ME WHAT THE FUCK????

I had to pick up all the broken peices and i just fucking kept them in a shoebox. The picture above is me holding the shattered bowl. Yeet. My house is haunted af.

Okay by now

Begone thot