You Cannot Plan Love (Doppo Kunikida x reader)

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Looking through the shelves of books, I try to find one with an intriguing title. The smell of wood wafted through the air of the small bookshop. Its quiet, and has a perfect atmosphere. Quite a nice place if I do say so myself! I eventually land on a book called 'To kill a Mockingbird' , From what I recall its a piece of American literature taking place during the Great Depression. Why not? It looks pretty good. Checking out the book, I walk over to a small cafe to get some coffee and some baked sweets, because who doesn't like sweets? I opened the door opened with a 'tink'   and  sat next to the window. The smiley waitress came over, 

"Hello, what would you like today?" "Coffee and f/s please." "right away!" "Thank you". After a few minutes she brought what I ordered, and I sat there reading the book. 

I was eventually interrupted when I heard a small commotion outside the door, and it slammed open, revealing a familiar looking bandaged brunet along with a man with blond hair in a ponytail. I see these two almost everyday when I come here, and thats when its usually my time to leave because I know the cafe is going to get a lot louder when their here, it always does. The waitress immediately berates walking bandages about an increasing tab, as usual, and he plays it off, as usual. Sighing, I made my way to leave when I see the brunet in front of me.

"Excuse me!"

"Yes?"

"Would a gorgeous lady like yourself be willing to commit a double suicide with me?"

I had no idea how to answer this question, and it clearly showed as I was sputtering for an answer.

"Um.. Well... Uhh... I don't know you annndd.... i'm not really looking to die just yet... and you shouldn't really either..."

At that moment the blond one came up and hit him in the head, "You idiot! How many times have I told you not to freak out people with your suicidal tendencies?"

"But Kunikida~" Brunet proceeds to get hit in head again.

"Sorry about him, he does this with every girl he meets."

You nod, "Yea... hes certainly an interesting one."

"Aren't you that girl who is here reading here  every time we come in?"

"Yea thats me... didn't think id be that noticeable." 

He grabbed his companion by the collar,

"Well anyway, my name is Kunikida, and this idiot down here is Dazai, and you are..?"

"(l/n)... (l/n) (f/n)"

"Well miss (l/n), it was a pleasure, but I must get going now, cmon Dazai we don't have all day."

The man named Dazai snapped out of his entranced state.

"But Kunikida we didn't order anything"

"Not my problem, come on, were already 35 seconds behind schedule."

I watched as Kunikida marched off with Dazai in tow... 'What interesting people.' Giggling, I grabbed my stuff, paid my tab, and headed off home for the evening.