Hide And Seek (D a n d y X R e a d e r)

*WHAT TAKES PLACE ON A TYPICAL BORING DAY ABOARD THE ALOHA OE*

    "Dandy?"

    "What?"

    "Dandy?"

    The raven-haired male stared at you, confused. "What?" he asked again, annoyance filling his voice.

    You smirked. Getting on Dandy's nerves was one of many things you did to pass the time aboard the Aloha Oe. "Heyyyyyy, Daaannnndddyyyy????" you questioned once more, dragging each word out.

    He glared at you. "What?! What do you want, (y/n)?" he demanded.

    "I'm bored," you whined.

    "I can tell."

    You sat in silence for a while, deep in thought. Finally you spoke. "We should play a game!" 

    Dandy raised an eyebrow. "What kind of game, baby?" he asked you, a devious smile playing on his lips. 

    You rolled your eyes. "Hide and seek, moron," you told him.

    The lanky male sneered. "How old are you again?"

    "Come on, please?" you begged. "It'll be fun!"

    "You and I apparently have different opinions on 'fun.'" As he said this, you started to whimper like a sad puppy dog, widening your big, (e/c) eyes and jutting out your lower lip. 

    "C'mon, (y/n), don't look at me like that," Dandy told you, trying to avoid your pleading stare. "I'm not gonna play some dumb kids' game just because you're giving me the puppy-dog face."

    You tried harder, gazing into Dandy's eyes and silently urging him to play. You inched closer to him until your noses were practically touching, and then you uttered one word, saying it in a hushed voice:

    "Please?"

    Dandy felt his cheeks grow hot. Finally, he gave in. "Alright, (y/n), I'll play hide and seek with you," he said, an idea forming in his head. "Winner takes all."

    "Yes!" you exclaimed happily, throwing your arms around him. "Who's it?"

    "I am," he replied. "You've got 30 seconds to find a hiding spot. Starting... now." He closed his eyes and began counting. "One, two, three, four..."

    You giggled, slowly backing away from Dandy. "No cheating, now!" you warned him.

    "Yeah, yeah." He waved you off and continued to count. "Five, six, seven..."

    Giggling, you raced down the halls of the spaceship, trying to find the perfect hiding spot.  The Aloha Oe was so huge, there had to be at least some place you could conceal yourself. As you turned the corner, you collided with Meow, who had his face in some porn magazine. "Hey, Meow," you greeted him. 

    "Huh?" He looked up from his magazine. "Oh. Hey (y/n)," he said.

    "Hey, I'm kinda in a hurry." You could hear Dandy counting, and he was almost to twenty.  "Do you know if there's anywhere on this ship I can hide?"

    "Uh... yeah." Meow went back to his magazine, eagerly flipping through the pages. "You're welcome to hide in my room, if you want."

    "Great. Thanks." You skidded across the hall to the Betelgeusian's room and opened the door. It was then you were struck with the horrid stench of tuna and God knows what else. Covering your nose, you entered the room and closed the door behind you. 

    "Gotta hide, gotta hide," you muttered to yourself, and when you heard Dandy shout "ready or not, here I come, baby!" you started to panic. Looking around, you spotted a closet door. "It's gonna have to do," you said quietly, and raced into the cramped closet, shutting the door silently. You crouched down and hoped he wouldn't find you anytime soon.

*MEANWHILE....*

    "Now, if I were a hot babe, where would I hide...?" Dandy asked himself, as he wandered around trying to find you. And then it struck him. "Oh, I know." 

    The arrogant male tiptoed silently to his room, then flung the door open. "Aha! Gotcha, (y/n)!" he shouted profusely, then stopped short when he didn't see you. He continued to search his room in places he thought a girl would be waiting for him to find her at- in his bed, behind the door, in a corner...

    "Huh. (Y/n)'s pretty good at this game," he mused, then closed the door to his room and resumed his search. 

   *MEANWHILE, IN THE ODOROUS CLOSET OF MEOW'S BEDROOM...*

     "C'mon out, baby, I won't bite," you heard Dandy's muffled voice tease. You heard his voice getting closer and closer, and you shrunk down even more when his footsteps stopped directly in front of the bedroom door.

    "Hmmm... I don't remember this door being closed earlier," Dandy said loudly, and it was clear he was trying to make himself heard. "Maybe it was just my imagination." You sighed in relief as you heard footsteps fade away from the room.

    And then your breath hitched when you heard footsteps returning and a cocky voice call out, "or maybe it wasn't." The door to Meow's bedroom swung open. You did your best not to make any noises.

    "Okay, (y/n), I know you're in here," Dandy told you, and you could feel his gaze sweeping across the room. "Why don'tcha come out now, and save yourself the embarrassment."

    You heard clothes being thrown about the room as he rummaged through Meow's various piles of dirty garments. "Jeez, Meow needs to clean in here," the raven-haired male muttered, looking under and in the Betelgeusian's bed. Finally, you heard a pause. Your breathing increased. 

    There was only one more place he hadn't checked.

    It was the very place you were sitting.

    Dandy yanked open the closet door, grinning madly at you. "Found ya," he stated.

    "Well, it took you long enough," you growled at him.

    "Don't be like that, baby," he said, stepping into the closet and closing the door. 

    Huh? What...? Your brain was trying to process just what the hell was going on here. "Yay, you won. Congratulations," you said sarcastically. "Now, if you'll excuse me..." You stood up to leave, but you felt a hand grab your wrist.

    "Hey, we're not done here yet," Dandy told you, pinning you to the wall. "I meant it when I said 'winner takes all' earlier." He smirked at you, and before you could say "Holy sock puppet in a sausage factory," you felt Dandy's warm, soft lips capture yours. 

    Your eyes widened. You tried to pull away, but the tall male held you in place with his body pressed against yours. Slowly, you closed your eyes and placed your arms around his neck. His arms made their way to your waist, and he held you lovingly. 

    When you pulled away, Dandy chuckled. "Wait a sec," he said breathlessly, reaching for the cord attached to the light bulb above your heads. "I bet you can barely see my face."

    You stopped him. "Now, what makes you think I wanna see your face?" you joked. "Keep it off." And you crashed your lips onto his.

*FIVE MINUTES LATER...*

    "Hey, (y/n), I saw you come hide in here earlier. Has Dandy not found you ye- OH MY GOD, WHAT ARE YOU GUYS DOING IN HERE?!" Meow demanded, an embarrassed blush creeping onto his face.

    Dandy looked at him blandly. "Playing hide and seek, cat," he replied shortly. "Can you close the door? We were kinda in the middle of a game."

*AND YOU DECIDE WHERE IT GOES FROM THERE. 'CAUSE I SURE AS HECK AIN'T TAKING IT ANY FURTHER XD*