𝐒𝐄𝐋𝐅 𝐂𝐎𝐍𝐓𝐑𝐎𝐋

one

GINA
hey be nice to each other

FINN
guys FUCK HES LEAVIBG

FINN
HOLD ON WAIT. 

FINN
i think his name is
peter i saw the name
on the cup!!!!! cute
name for a cute boy!!!
im marrying him!!!

MOLLY
you couldn't even
get his mf number!

MOLLY
weak. what kind of a
gay are you. smh

FINN
don't attack me im 17

RYDER
he looks kinda familiar

GINA
girl please id remember seeing
someone that cute

RYDER
oh my god

RYDER
guys

RYDER
omg

RYDER
guys fuckiN WAIT

RYDER
he's in my goddamned
spanish class

GINA
no fuckin way

MOLLY
he looked familiar....,,
but who is he

MOLLY
fuck it's gonna bother
me where do i KNOW
him from???!?!!!

RYDER
you know????
peter parker?

MOLLY
who??????

RYDER
christ

RYDER
the condom kid????

FINN
HOLT SHIT ITS
THE CONDOM KID

GINA
SJSJSJSJSKSJ

MOLLY
wait...,

MOLLY
you mean..,,
THE condom kid??
like the legend27
but for condoms???

GINA
yes omfg i remember
him holy shot

GINA
when the FUCK did he get cute

FINN
i get dibs

FINN
of course if he's not
gay then ryder gets dibs
bc she's legally the cutest
one here so

RYDER
omg thank you so much

RYDER
my mf impact

MOLLY
holy shit im crying
it's the condom kid

MOLLY
it's been years but
we've never forgotten

GINA
it is true i was there

GINA
truly a moment of silence for the
fallen comrade

GINA
poor kid he's so cute

RYDER
radiates HUUGE bde

FINN

GINA
i mean it was XL sooooo

MOLLY
i cannot believe we didn't
recognize him...fake fans

GINA
mol it's been YEARS

MOLLY
yeah and those years
did him RIGHT

MOLLY
ryder if you don't
dick him down i will

RYDER
holy shit

RYDER
i think he's w michelle

RYDER
im chill with her so im
not gonna fuck that up

FINN
homegirl he's so cute AND smart

FINN
if y'all are in the same
classes then he must be
smart bc ryders the only
smart one in this chat

MOLLY
excuse me i have an
A in government

FINN
yeah because you
sucked mr young's dick

GINA
bruUUHH💀💀

MOLLY
gotta get that extra
credit somehow

RYDER
you're a legend

MOLLY
a girl's gotta do
what a girls gotta do

FINN
gotta get that bank
somehow queen

GINA
thank you finn for
your amazing contribution
to the chat today

MOLLY
solid 5.8/10
the one with flash fuckin
ms goldsworth was
the cherry on top

FINN
sksjsjsjsj worst day of my life

FINN
i just wanted some
extra credit not some
crusty coochie stickin up

FINN

RYDER
BYE💀💀💀

GINA
im gonna jump

MOLLY
😂😂😂 BRUH

FINN
yno for such big talk n shit, flash
isn't much bigger than a finger

FINN
to THINK i could've
loved him smh

RYDER
omfg it took him minutes to find
my mf hole and i could barely
keep myself from laughin 💀💀
my ass is hangin out and he's
cursing and i just wanted him
and his microdick out of my mf car

GINA
LMFAOOO

MOLLY
his dick is like a pencil so
he just THINKS abt the
word boobs and he's hard as a rock

MOLLY
personal experience

GINA
holy shit....have we
ALL had sex with
that shrimp dick

MOLLY
SJSJKSJSJS IT
WAS ONE TIME

RYDER
i didnt even fuckin cum and then
he was like 'yeah let's not tell
anyone abt this for the sake
of privacy' abt what?? me not even
aroused or your microdick all up in
my shit???? lemme know son

GINA
HE TOLD ME TJAT TOO

MOLLY
SJSJSJSJ TFFFFF

MOLLY
fi do NOT have sex
with flash dear god

FINN
man fuck y'all i wanna
be a part of the club

RYDER
no you FUCKIN don't

FINN
uuUhhghsjjjsjsj whores

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first chapter up!
i don't even KNOW what this is but anyway has everyone seen ffh?
also this summer is supposed to be hot girl summer yet i am far from it and it's sad