Shopping For Weird Outfits...

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"Hey! Thats not fair! Your gonna be the guy or girl in yellow." I said.

"What?! No!" He said.

"Yes!" I said putting the bags in the car.

"Uh no. I will be fliming." He said getting in the car.

"Zayn!" I said.

"Hey, I am seen in concerts! You are seen like...never!" He said. God hes got a point. I got in the car and started it up.

"So." Is all I said.

"So I hope those pants fit you." He laughed.

"I hope that wig fits you." I said driving.

"It will fit Louis." He said turning on the radio.

"Its always a good time." Zayn said in a girly voice.

"This song is so annoying." I said making a face.

"Yeah. I'd rather listen to Niall." He said. I smiled.

"He sings good." I said.

"I know, but when he tries to sing a song he doesnt know you look at him like he just wet himself." He said. I laughed.

"Whatever." I said.

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"We're home!" I said as I opened the door.

"Where have you been?! I've been worried sick!" Louis said grabbing the bag I was holding out the wig.

"What did you go shopping for?" Louis asked looking at it weird.

"When you were 'cleaning yourself' we decided to do a gangnam style parody." I said snatching the wig from him.

"I miss everything when im trying to smell nice!" Louis said.

"I've got Shelby's stuff!" Zayn said walking in.

"Your going to be in it?!" Louis asked looking in the bag.

"Yes." I said quietly.

"Oh my god, the famous yoga butt pants!" Louis said laughing.

"Stop." I said.

"Oh! That is just so-wait I think you better check your bed for anything..." Louis said. I looked at Zayn.

"What did you do to it?!" I asked.

"Nothing....go ask your friend Harry, who is in your bed.....naked!" He said.

"WAIT WHAT?!" I asked running for the stairs.

"HARRY!" I said going up the stairs. I opened my door and there he was with just an apple covering....it.

"HARRY! YOUR NOT A MODEL!" I said.

"Shhh love. Now paint me, make me a portrait." He said getting in his pose.

"What?! No! Get out and get dressed!" I said.

"Not until you draw me. NOW WOMAN!" He said.

"Excuse me but no!" I said.

"Well then I guess i'll be sleeping here tonight." He said looking at th apple.

"Dont you dare." I said.

"Oh, but I must not starve, I havent ate in a long time." He said putting his hand on the apple.

"Harry! No!" I said.

"Im starving!" He said squeezing it tighter.

"HARRY!" I yelled.

"Did you get your outfit and everything you were supposed to?" He asked.

"Yes! I even got the suit that the guy was wearing, that yellow suit guy and the wig, and my yoga pants and the outfits!" I said panicing.

"SERIOUS?" He asked.

"Yes!" I said nodding my head rapidly.

"Great! Okay i'll get dressed!" He said getting up.

"Okay good Harry." I said looking away and leaving. God that kid.

"SEXY LADY!" I heard Louis yell.

"Louis!" I said. He was dressed in the yellow outfit with the wig on!

"This is brilliant!" Liam said rolling on the floor laughing.

"I'm ready for this!" Louis said.

"Now you get dressed! Go go!" Niall said handing me the yoga pants and a yellow t-shirt.

"Uh..okay." I said.

"Put your hair in a bun!" Louis said.

"Copy that." I said going up the stairs.

"Oooo! Get that on girl!" Harry said like a girl.

"Shush and go get your tux on ya naked freak." I said walking past him. He stayed quiet.

"Well here I go." I said to myself and got undressed.

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