Peter And Shuri

Viners With Hats

Peter stepped out of the elevator and saw a dismantled robot laying on the ground, he started smirking after he saw Shuri peaking around the corner of the hall.

"Shuri, there's a dead human in our house!" Peter yelled, holding back giggles.

Shuri stepped out of the hall and into the main living space of the Avengers tower.

"Oh, hey~ How'd he get here?"

"Shuriiiii" Peter dragged the end of her name out "What did you do?"

"Me? Oh, uh, I didn't do this" Shuri stuttered part of her sentence on purpose.

"Explain what happened, Shuri"

"I've never seen him before in my life"

"Why did you kill this person Shuri?"

"I do not kill people, that is...." Shuri paused for a moment then continued "That is my least favourite thing to do"

"Tell me, Shuri, exactly what you were doing before I got home"

"Alright, well I was upstairs,"

"Okay"

"I was, uh, I was, uh sitting in my room,"

"Yes"

"Reading a book,"

"Go on"

"And, uh, well, then this guy walked in,"

"Okay"

"So I went up to him,"

"Yes"

"And, I, uh, stabbed him thirty-seven times in the chest"

They both paused and just looked at each other for a few moments before Peter spoke up.

"Shuriiiiii, that kills people!"

"Ohhhh, ohhhh,"

"Shuriiiii!"

"Wow, I, I didn't know that"

"How could you not know that?!"

"Yeah, I'm in the wrong here, I suck"

"What happened to his hands?"

"What's that?"

"His hands, why, why are they missing?" Peter giggled a little.

"Well, I, uh, kind of cooked them up and ate them...."

"Shuriiiii"

"I, I was hungry-" Shuri muttered something under her breath "Tony was cooking" and Peter snorted "-and well, you know when, when you crave hands it's-"

"Why on earth would you do that?"

"I was hungry for hands, give me a break"

"Shuriiiii"

"My stomach was making the rumblies,"

"Shuriiiii"

"That only hands would satisfy"

"What is wrong with you Shuri?"

"Well, I, I kill people and I eat hands, that's, that's two things"

Then they both fell over in the fit of laughter.

Meanwhile

Steve, Tony and T'challa were talking about whatever they talk about, when they suddenly heard Peter yell Shuri's name whilst extending the end.

They walk into the main area of the avengers' floors and watched the scene play out.

To say they were confused was an understatement, to say they were S H O O K T H described their faced perfectly.

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Welcome to my book of Peter and Shuri being Peter and Shuri, I'll bring in other Marvel (maybe even DC) characters when it comes to it....

Now leave! Go read a good book!

I suggest reading AbbieNisbet's books if  you are a fan of Undertale or Sally Face.

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