The Signs In A Plane Crash

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Aries: "SCREW YOU ALL I'M GETTIN OUT OF HERE"

Taurus: "Guys calm down and let's get all the food to safety"

Gemini: *gets camera out*

Cancer: "Why me why me why me why me why me why me why me"

Leo: *runs around barking out orders*

Virgo: *internally screaming but has a straight face*

Libra: "HOLY SHIT EVERYONE CALM DOWN AAAAHHHHH"

Scorpio: "I wonder why the plane crashed"

Sagittarius: *jumps out plane* "LOL YOLO"

Capricorn: "Well now I have an excuse to be late"

Aquarius: *vigorously accuses someone on the plane that they hijacked the system*

Pisces: "zzZzzzZzzZzzz"

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