Inkfathom Poetry Collection

The Fire Loving Fire Fighter

There once was a Fire Fighter- 

Who could've been a little bit brighter. 

He set his kitchen aflame- 

and was known for his fame- 

of turning on his oven with a lighter. 

The pyro's name was Bob. 

You could say he was somewhat a slob. 

He would cook all day- 

in the kitchen he'd stay- 

and never do his job. 

So one day he was saying- 

that he haden't done a thing, 

But he was known through the nation- 

for burning down the station- 

While baking absolutely nothing!!