Herobrine just killed a noob again...
Then he saw it that sexy piece of dirt that noob dropped it looked to sexy to be with a noob herobrine took it to his swamp he then got candles,lube,dildo,matches,rose,condoms,and his infinty gauntlet he crawled like a spider to the dirt he then say the dirt had a boner.He touched his boner and said "this is very dirty of you" he then got a cucumber and tickled dirt's ear holes with it dirt then came and then herobrine's crops we're all moist and him and the dirt lived happily ever after until a noob still the dirt.
