1. i will smack u dead.
2. i will smack u smart.
3. i will smack u into heaven.
4. i will smack u into hell.
5. i will smack the black off of u.
6. i will smack the life out of u.
7. i will smack the white off of u.
8. i will smack the taste out of ur mouth.
9. i will smack the hair off of ur face.
10. i will smack ur eyes shut.
11. i will smack u into next week.
12. i will smack u into the bathtub.
13. i will smack the air out of u.
14. i will smack ur head back to normal size.
15. i will smack u back to life.
16. i will smack u so hard the side of ur face will fly off.
17. i will smack u so hard u end up talking out of the side of ur face.
18. i will smack the ugly off of u.
19. i will smack the fat off of u and u will thank me.
20. i will smack u into another body.
21. i will smack u into ur right mind.
22. i will smack u so hard ur hard ur family wont recognize u anymore.
23. i will smack u so hard u wont be able to see anymore.
24. i will smack talent into u.
25. i will smack the color back into ur face.
26. i will smack the make-up off of ur face.
27. i will smack u hard the dog will bark.
28. i will smack the glasses off of ur face.
29. i will smack u into another dimensian
30. i will smack u silly.
31. i will smack u so hard ur grandchildren will feel it.
32. i will smack u back into the ground.
33. i will smack u back into ur cave where u came from.
34. i will smack ur eyes back into place.
35. i will smack ur teeth straight.
36. i will smack ur face back into place.
37. i will smack u so hard ur momma will feel it.
38. i will smack u back into line.
39. i will smack u back into ur previous life.
40. i will smack u so hard ur memory will be lost.
41. i will smack u so hard u will have brain damage.
42. i will smack the correct grammar into u.
43. i will smack u so hard ur hair will turn gray.
44. i will smack the manners into u.
45. i will smack u into a time-skip.
46. i will smack u into ur grave.
47. i will smack u into believeing another religion.
48. i will smack ur ears back to normal size.
49. i will smack u so hard u will grow an inch.
50. i will smack u until u die.
