Toxic criminals / Billie Eilish

Diamond night

After 1 hour of non-stop dancing the girl went down to sit at the bar. I followed her and let out a huge sigh creating a wide smile on my face. I realised that her name was still ujnkwn to my presence.

"What's your name?" I gently said trough the loud music.

"Huh?" She screamed. She obviously didn't hear me. I don't blame her, I'm not a very loud person in general.

"What's your name?!" I shouted.

"OH,...." she smiled "Its Billie, but can just call me Bil. What's yours?"

"Alix." 

"Right, wanna get wasted?"

"And how are we gonna do that?" I laughed. She didn't smile so I quickly pressed my lips together to try and look serious.

"Trust me, I know a guy." She winked at me. Do I really wanna get wasted with this girl I don't even know?  What if something bad happened? What if she was a serial killer?
Oh well, it's not like I wanted to live that bad. Billie started talking to a guy serving people at the bar and then slowly slid some money across the bar. Like we were in some kind of 80's Mafia movie. The guy got back with what looked like, at first glance, two innocent sprite bottles. He handed it to her and nodded while going back to serving people. She came happily hopping back to me.

"What is it?" I asked.

"Poison, Nah, jk it's vodka." I laughed.
And soon enough, billie was chugging down the sprite bottle.

"Wow, slow down." I spluttered out.

"Why?" She put the bottle down wiping the vodka off of her face. 

"Or else you won't have any more in about.. 30 minutes. And we want this to last as long as possible, don't we?" 

"Damn right" She laughed. We clinked bottles and went back on the dance floor with our 'sprite' bottles. 

The night was pretty blurry because of all the alcohol we drank but for some reason, I remember that we went to look at a closed jewellery store. Weird...

--

I woke up the next day in a comfy couch with the sun hitting my face. I had the biggest headache and couldn't bear the loud car honks from outside. As I got up and looked around I noticed this wasn't my house. Where am I? Oh god, I knew this wouldn't turn out well. As I dragged myself across the room to get to the door I saw that Billie had passed out on the floor. I quickly squatted down to help her up giving my headache a bigger headache. 

"Billie." I whispered into her ear. Still quite drunk. 

"Shut up..." She mumbled.

"Billie, wake up" I whispered again. Trying hard not to laugh.

"Shush." She groaned.

"BILLIE WAKE THE FUCK UP!" I shouted right into her ear. She jumped up immediately touching her head. I must've given her a headache. She sat up and looked me right in the eye.

"What was that for?!" 

"You wouldn't wake up" I giggled.

"Cmon get up." I stood up and spread out my hand. She grabbed and pulled herself up. She plopped on the couch and took out her phone. It was 2 pm. Great, I had a wedding to go to today. I went to sit down next to her but was forced to stand up by an object that sut underneath me. I turned my gaze to the object and saw a shiny diamond necklace just lying there. It was quite an odd object to be lying in a scruffy appertment that msutbe cost 1200$ max. I picked it up and went to sit back down to show to Billie.

"Uhm Billie, why do you own a diamond necklace?" I asked her while she was still gazing at her phone.

"I don't." she mumbled stil not averting her gaze.

"Yes you do, right here." I shoved the necklace in her face so she would stop looking at her phone. She grabbed the necklace and took one look at it before saying:

"THIS ISNT MINE. HOW DID IT GET HERE?"  She hysterically screamed.

"I don't know...you don't think we stole that, right? RIGHT?!" 

She looked at me with a really worried look painted on her face which made me freak out even more. Sudemlyy a memory popped up in my head.

"WHY DO I REMEMBER LOOKING AT A JEWELLERY STORE!" I cried. Billie jumped off the couch and started pacing around the room. She panicked and I panicked with her.

"Did we just steal... a fucking diamond necklace." 

"Yes, we did Alice! We did." 

"OH... well fuck me." It's all I could bring out and to my surprise, Billie chuckled for a second. 

"let's not try to jump to conclusions" I rationalised. Billie had taken out her phone again. 

"Billie!" I cried, she didnt reply.

"Billie, look at me."

She got her eyes off her phone with nothing but shock on her face.

"I know where we did it." She showed me her phone. I pulled it out of her hands and saw an article that read:

"Jewellery store robbed last night: diamond necklace got stolen."

What a way to start the weekend.