The Butt Kingdom

chapter 1

Once upon a time in a far away land, there was a diabetic boi, a clown regect, and a zombie hybrid lady. In the butt kingdom there was a king, and was banished for twerking with his flat butt but we'll get back to that one later. The queen was in charge making everyone do what she wanted which was a burden in itself. The butt brigade was the groups name known in the kingdom. The zombie hybrid lady said to the clown regected by society "we need to bring the butt king back!" He agreed so they set out off to bring him back. The king was banished because of having the flattest ass in the kingdom but because he was caught. The bigger the butt the bigger the status in this society so the only reason he was crowned king was because BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT BUTT the III felt pity for him being the lowest person in the system. He was king for three years before he was caught and banished by the queen, since then we've had nothing but wars with the titty tribe and no peace with the Kardashian God's.So they recruted their friend the diabetic boi, they all agreed to find him and bring him back so they could once again have peace in the kingdom their journey was going to be long and tiring but it would be worth it in the long run. They explored around the kingdom with no luck so they went out farther. During their journey they all talked about how the queen made things difficult.They snuck into the titty tribes kingdom to search, their looking was cut short when the guards caught all three of them and locked them in the chest Chapel Hill where they were guarded until questioning. After a couple days their queen Lady Tit the IIII was very upset having someone from the butt kingdom in her great city, far larger then the butt kingdom. She said " are you here to spy on thee?" The zombie hybrid lady said "oh Kardashian heavens no! We're looking for the butt king to restart and restore peace with the Kardashian God's and you ma'am". She considered her words thoroughly. "I see, well I will have guards with you at all times while you are here. But you are free to look for him. Just do not make me have to come back here." She said sternly.  The three agreed politely and we're escorted through the kingdom and even bought things for their travels, but no sign of the butt king. So they left saying bye the the titty queen. Diabetic boi said "how are we going to find him? If we got caught here we're sure as hell gonna get caught in the gates of Kardashian heaven!" She considered "well we can tell them like titty queen but it might not be as effective..." They set off to the gates after awhile of resting. This journey however was far more dangerous. So many Botox needle bandits that wanted to steal our butts but we eventually got there in one piece.