richie's pov
one dai i was walking outside my house, when i decided to go to the park and terrorize some little children. it was my favorite thing ever, i loved to scare kids and make them CRY!
so i walked to the park on my own two feet, except one of my toes had to be amputated because i ate too much burger king foot lettuce and it went to my toes. it made me so sad when i had to watch my toe leave the earth and go up to toe heaven. :(
anyway, i was playing on the playground and i pushed a little toddler off the slide and it CRIED ABAHAHAHH I LOVE CRYING!!!
when i was swinging around on the swings, i looked over and saw eddie in the distance!
"OMG EHDIEE!!!" i screamed toward him, so he would hear me. he didn't, which made me CRY, "hey DUMB DUMB IDIOT STUPID BRO" i yelled through my tears. i licked my tears out of my eyes, they were salty and it was yummy!
all of a sudden, i took binoculars out of my jorts pocket and looked closer at eddie kaspbrak. he was licking wood from a gazebo?? i remember when he threw a gazebo at his obese mother. she died that day. it was FUNNY AHHAHAHAHA!
then eddie took a bite of the wood! it looked like he was enjoying it, and i wanted to eat some too! but all of a sudden the WOOD GAZEBO FELL ON TOP OF EDDIE AND ALL I HEARD WAS AN
"AAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH HELP ME OH HELP ME PLEASE PLEASE SOMEBODY AHHHHHH IM DYINNH AHHHHHHHH-"
then he DIED. i was so sad:(
