this story is based off this rp https://my.w.tt/y4Rbdx31YW my friends and I randomly did: supernova71 , -iridian , i_is_someone , KuyaReCom and HetaStuck_Is_Life
before you start reading:
this story is terribly offensive, it is absolutely terrible for your health, it's terrible for the environment, you might actually die reading this, all the TW, all the NSFW, but also SFW, you might get pregnant reading this, you might win the lottery, but also you may not. no amount of metal straws will save you from the inevitable death you will suffer after reading this
enjoy :)
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