When your mum or dad asks you to do a chore just say: no thank you!
When your mum or dad say you can't have something or do something just say: well that's just SAD
When someone's telling you something say in a really dumb voice: I DIDN'T KNOW THAT
When a teacher's telling you off for doing something say: sorry I didn't know I wasn't allowed to do that. Before they can give you a really long lecture about it. WARNING, this may not work and if it is a rule everybody knows then it definitely won't work and if you've already been told of for doing that then it also won't work.
