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{ravenuris started a conversation with blondedhanlon}
11:34pm

ravenuris: BABY
ravenuris: I JUSTd DID SJMETDHING REALLY FUCJNGB FUNNY

blondedhanlon: love, are you drunk ?? 'cause your grammar-

ravenuris: mmm me nd rchue hadsome vofdka
ravenuris: iput honey at the end of hiss besd and when he wakesf up hell hahe a cream mustabhe

blondedhanlon: LAMDSOSOECCICK
I LOVE YOU BSJDJSJS
blondedhanlon: but stan babes, ya gotta get some sleep mkay ?
blondedhanlon: does richie have a bed for you ?

ravenuris: yuh, im gonn sleep now
lurtb toyu
ravenuris: LUB YOYR
ravenuris: LUVV YOUUW

blondedhanlon: love you too stan <3
seen 11:37pm

{bigdickrich started a conversation with 'the losers club'}
8:50am

bigdickrich: dude what the fuck
bigdickrich: why do i have a fucning creamy beard and a pillow converted in whipped cream
bigdickrich: OH MY HOD I FUCJING HATE YPU

freckledkasp: what happened rich ?

ravenuris: i put whipped cream all over him, his head, and you should check downstairs too.

bigdickrich: SHIT- MAGS IS GONNA FUCNING KILL ME I HATE YOU SO MYCH

ravenuris: love u too dickface 🥰🤝

freckledkasp: BAHSHHSHSD I LOVE YOU STAN
freckledkasp: he deserved it

ravenuris: just doing my best

blondedhanlon: damn i love my boyfriend .

freckledkasp: i think we all love your boyfriend

bigdickrich: are you... are you shitting me

blondedhanlon: are we ever ?

bigdickrich: ...... i want to say no but i'm not sure if that's incorrect.

ravenuris: oh my g- the answer is no

bigdickrich: yes ?

ravenuris: no, no.

bigdickrich: yes i mean no,l

ravenuris: yes, no??

robloxianbenny: i went from being a stable human being to a block of cheese in a time span of .30 seconds while reading that conversation

floatingdenbrough: what a strange being my boyfriend is

lesbimarsh: excuse me what

ravenuris: pardon ??

blondedhanlon:

blondedhanlon: the FUCK

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blondedhanlon: the FUCK

freckledkasp: the fuck does that mean bill

bigdickrich: hehe .

{floatingdenbrough and robloxianbenny have left the chat}

freckledkasp: richie what do you know about this situation

bigdickrich: hehe .

lesbimarsh: dude i just fucking cancelled my date with kay because you dumbasses just... i don't even know

blondedhanlon: WHAT NO

lesbimarsh: don't worry man, me and her are on my couch watching skam

blondedhanlon: that's adorable

ravenuris: gUYS SUR UP WHAT THR FUCK IS FOING ON

bigdickrich: HONESTLY IS ANYONE HERE STRAIGHT ??

freckledkasp: i... don't think so

ravenuris: that's cool n all but can we stay on topic

blondedhanlon: what happened with audra?? and,,,, i thought bill was the straightest motherfucker on Planet Straight™️
blondedhanlon: and ben ??? uhm weeeeeeeeeeeeell.....

freckledkasp: i find it strange that my best friend and my boyfriend... fucking know about this and i don't like Why The Fuck

bigdickrich: hehe .

lesbimarsh: rich stop being a mysterious mf and TELL US what's going on

freckledkasp: i swear to fuck if that bastard says "hehe ." one more goddamn time

bigdickrich: hEEHeE

blondedhanlon: oh my god it's michael jackson

freckledkasp: i'm not surprised, i always thought he was a child predator

bigdickrich: IM LITERALLY YOUR BOYFRIEND
bigdickrich: WE'Re iN LOVE ?????

ravenuris: are you though ?

lesbimarsh: are you though ?

blondedhanlon: are you though ?

freckledkasp: are we though ?

bigdickrich: mkay fuck you ALL
bigdickrich: ESPECIALLY eddie

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