Shaniqua's krazy life(kimye)

Imma cut a bitch

Hi im Shaniqua AKA @shanswetpussy37 on twitter.I live in an orphange since I was 11

🌑FLASHBACK🌑

i was walking out of shool and a little nigga bitch deciaded to fuck around

"Hey shaniqua,you look like trash today"

"Nigga wat O HEEEELL NO yo bitch ass is gonna get CUT,gurl hold ma earrings"I said as I took of my earrings and gave them to my homegurl Betrice.

I walked to the lil punk ass pussy and kicked her in boobes.

She walked up to me AND PULLED MY HAIR BUT IT WASNT HAIR IT WAS MY WEAWE

"ouuuuuuu" everyone made that sound

"Ummm I dont even know how that..I would never...i didnt wash my hair so..." Before I could finish my sentece the pricipal showed up and brougth me in his office

"Shaniqua I am calling your mother"

"Wow wow wow we can sorte this shit out..ummm you free friday night 😁"

"SHANIQUA"

"Ill shut up"

10 MINUTES LATER

My ratchet ass mother walked in WITH A FUCKING BEER BOTTLE

"Ou shit what did she do this time"

"Your daughter got into a fight with another girl"

Shaniqua,why?". My mom asked turning to me

"She said I looked like trash like bitch im Beyonce shes Jay Z,that bitch cant even draw her eyebrows"

"YOU KNOW WHAT SHANS IM SICK OF YO SHIT I WAS FINALY GONNA FUCK A MEXICAN GUY BUT NOOO I HAD TO BE HERE LISTENING TO YOU AND BROKE BACK MOUNTAN OVER HERE"

the room was silent but the prinipal got out and made a phone call

When he got out he said he called a social worker to come get me

"Ewww im going into a orpanage,there bezter be chicken"

FLASHBACK OVER

and thats the story of how i got in here.