A series of shorts set in Wynncraft featuring Lenya Willow, an "amoral" traveler with a drug addiction, Tabrid Rowe, a moralistic retired knight, Nara Umi, a gullible and ignorant Lusucan girl, Calley Hall, a drunkard/conspiracy theorist who hates W...
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Lenya recounts the time she got an entire tribe of Polliwogs addicted to Efilimese mushroom powder.
FADE IN:
INT. BAR - NIGHT
The bar is somewhat empty tonight as LENYA recounts her latest story to TABRID and NARA.
LENYA
So it was the middle of summer, and I was on vacation in the desert.
TABRID
I keep telling you, it's literally the worst time to go vacation there.
LENYA
I got spat on by my camel at least three times, too.
TABRID
As usual, even though I already told you camels don't give two shits about you and don't listen when you yell at them.
LENYA
I met a Polliwog, though.
TABRID
As usual, eve—wait, what?
LENYA
I said I met a Polliwog.
TABRID
Yeah, right, and I'm Siegfried.
NARA
What's a Polliwog?
TABRID
According to Almujese folk tales, they're fictitious frog-creatures that walk on two legs and wear armor. They're supposed to live in the desert, specifically around the north Almuj River region, where the spring flows down from the mountains, but they're not real, Lenya.
LENYA
I met one. Granted, I was high out of my mind on Efilimese blue mushroom powder, but—
TABRID
Well, there you go, you were hallucinating.
LENYA
I can tell what's real from what's in my head when I get high, Tabrid! It was real, I saw it!
TABRID
Well, then explain this: how come no one's ever seen one?
