Doo Wops and Hooligans : a One Direction Story.

Meeting the Animals

'What?' I asked.


'Yes. you will be touring with them, since their new album 'Take Me Home' is coming out soon ,they will need a little bit more endorsing by making a world tour.' he said.


A little? s'cuse me but I think a world tour is not a little. I think they're already famous enough and they just finished a tour. Is this man insane?

 ‘You will be meeting them tomorrow so get ready.’ He said ‘… you can go now’

‘Right.’ I said a little confused.

Why would he put us with those 5 butterflies, I mean even I’m manlier than that squirrel. Our music’s manlier like, come on!

‘Should we ruin the contract again?’ I said out loud without noticing.

‘Um.. no we shouldn’t this is a world tour guys we need to take this opportunity.’ said Tom.

‘fine… Dad.’ I said mockingly

He gave me a mean look.

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Its tomorrow now and its time to meet these people they call One Direction. As we get on the car to go to the studio to meet 1D, some fans ask us if we could take a pic with them. We never say “no”. Its rude, these people admire you and wait all their live to see you and then they do and you flip ‘em off. I don’t think so.

We are in the car now and when we turn on the radio…

baby you light up my world like nobody else                                                                                          the way that you flip your hair gets me overwhelmed..

Predictable, huh? I know…

We arrive at the studio and once we get off, we see Taylor. She said she would come to make fun of them with us, but I just think she is a narnian directioner (that’s right, I know my shit). We go inside and once we get in we see this: the curly one on his phone; the blond one, the one with the ramp as hair, and the squirrel tackling each other and the other one trying to stop them.

‘Hello?’ says Matt.

They all turn to look. They all seem to be concentrated on my hair. Right now its orange red, crazy huh? I always paint it different colors. For once its seems like Curly here doesn’t get all the attention for his hair.

‘Aye, its nice to meet you lads, I’m Louis.’ He said extending his hand for the guys to shake it and then he opened his arms to give me a hug. ‘You know what fuck it.’ I thought. And then I gave him the big hug.

‘I’m Niall’ said the Irish one and then did the same as Louis.

‘I’m Zayn’ said the one with a kinda weird accent. And guess what guys, did the same as the other.

‘I’m Liam’ did.the.same.

How many hugs am I gonna get today?

‘Hello, I’m Harry’ he didn’t do the same. He shock the hand of all of us. I was surprised but I didn’t care.

‘Hello then, This is Matt, Tom, Rory and I’m Alice, but you can call me Ace.’ I said.

AKWARD…

 So Liam broke the awkwardness saying ‘We should all get to know each other, so lets make it fun. How about a game of 20 questions?’

‘Sounds good’ said Matt.