Love Ne Bana Di Jodi

Family

RJ - Tere manane se hum ise teri wife nahi maan sakte.

Aadi - Aapse kisne kaha ki mujhe aapki razamandi ki zaroorat hai?

Sid - Aadi.. Aadi shant ho ja.

Aadi - Main bahar ja raha hu jab tak main wapus aau tab tak ye tamasha end ho jana chahiye.

Aadi leaves.

Minaxi - Dekha kis tarah se baat kar raha hai. Koi kuch bhi kahe main use apni bahu nahi manungi.

Janhvi - Bhabhi Aadi ki shadi ki photos her news channels pe hai. To aap use apni bahu mane na mane sabke liye wo Aadi ki wife hai.

Tej - Minaxi media pehle se hi is news ko hype de rahi hai. Aise me agar Ruhi yaha nahi rehti hai to media 10 tarah ke questions puchegi. Isliye Ruhi ko yaha hona chahiye.

RJ - I think is waqt yahi sahi hai. Kar lene do Aadi ko apne maan ki. Abhi uske uper us ladki ka nasha sawar hai.

After some time all are presented in Aadi room.

Nitya - Aap logo ke ghar wale to is shadi ko manane ko taiyar hi nahi hai.

Nitya - Ajeeb shadi hai. Na ghar wale mante hai na jinki shadi hui hai unhe ye shadi manjoor hai.

Yuvi - Pata nahi Kyu kar li?

Sid - Kyunki kismat yahi chahti thi.

Aadi - Ye meri kismat nahi meri badkismati hai.

Yuvi - Accha... abhi to bada bol raha tha ki Ruhi meri wife hai or ye yahi rahegi mere sath mere ghar me.

Ruhi - Aapne aisa bola?

Aadi - Haa wo...

Ruhi - Ek baat aap acche se samajh lijiye aapne apni dadi ke baare me bola isliye main yaha aayi hoo. Or kuch sochne ki himmat bhi mat kijiyega.

Aadi - Main bhi tumhe yaha sirf or sirf dadi ke liye laya hoo. Or kuch sochna bhi nahi hai mujhe.

Ruhi - Dekhiye jitni jaldi ho sake hume divorce process shuru kar dena chahiye.

Sid - Agar abhi se divorce ke liye kuch kiya to hungama ho jayega. Ye jo niche tu bol ke aaya hai badi bafi baate unka kya?

Yuvi - Or Media walo ko kya jawab doge ki Aaditya Singhaniya ne shadi karne ke ek din baad hi apni biwi ko divorce dene ka process star kar diya. Are apni nahi kum se kum humari image ki to parwah karo. Aise ladke ke bhaiyo se kaun apni betiyo ki shadi karwayega?

Aadi - Tum dono ki shadi ke liye main maan loo ki maine Ruhi se shadi ki hai?

Yuvi - Maan to tu pehle hi chuka hai niche sabke samne.

Sid - Dekh Aadi tu maan chahe na maan shadi to teri Ruhi se ho gayi hai.

Tiya - Or jab tak tum dono ka divorce nahi ho jata tum dono ko sath me rehna hi hoga.

Ruhi - Kya? Are is Saru Singhaniya ki patni banane se accha hai main kisi raddi wale se shadi kar lu.

Aadi - Tumne Mujhe raddi wale se compare kiya. How dare u?

Ruhi - Haa to galat kya hai. Aapka bhi khud ka business hai unka bhi hota hai. Wo bhi aapki tarah paiso ke mamle me bade tez hote hai. Ek paisa Idhar se udhar nahi hone dete. Bus aapki tarah kharus nahi hote.

Aadi - Tum na raddi wale ke hi layak ho.

Ruhi - Mujhe aapse ladai nahi karni. Or main yaha rahi to ye mujhse aisi hi roz ladai karenge.

Yuvi - Ruhi di.. mera Matlab Ruhi Bhabhi..

Ruhi - Bhabhi mat bulao Mujhe.

Yuvi - Thik hai.. per humari dadu ke liye yaha is ghar me reh jaiye. Ye bilkul ladai nahi karega.

Aadi - Main ladta hu! Ye hi jaan boojh ke ladti tehti hai.

Ruhi - Main ladti hu! Are aap jis ghar me rehte hai main us ghar me nahi reh sakti.

Aadi - Tum ghar ki baat kar rahi ho are tum jis shehar me rehti ho main us shehar me nahi reh sakta.

Ruhi - Or aap jis desh me rehte hai main us desh me nahi reh sakti.

Aadi - To chod do ye desh or meri jaan bhi.

Yuvi - Ye dekho inhe. Asal problem abhi shuru hi nahi hui or ye bekar ke topic pe lad rahe hai. Inhe kya Pata Inhe ek ghar me hi nahi ek kamre me rehna hai.

Both- what? Kya?

All - Haa.

Ruhi - Main inke sath inke kamre me kabhi nahi.. Ek paraye ladke ke sath uske kamre me na baba na log kya kahenge.

Nitya - Paraya! Paraya kaun?

Aadi - Mujhe bhi koi shaukh nahi hai tumhe apne kamre me rakhne ka. Main apna kamra iske sath share nahi karunga.

Yuvi - Karna to padega. Dadu ke liye aap itna nahi kar sakte.

Aadi - Dadu ke naam pe kurbani de du main apni.

Ruhi - Per main kyu kurbani du.

Tiya - Khud ke liye.

Nitya - Her news pe teri shadi ki news hai. Aise me yaha nahi rahegi to kaha jayegi? Teri halat na wo Humara dil aapke paas hai movie ki kajol jaisa ho jayega.

Ruhi - Nahi. Thik hai per inse keh do ye mujhse door rahenge.

Aadi - Mujhe koi shaukh nahi hai tumhare paas aane ka.

Ruhi - Agar neend me chalne ki bimari ka bahana bana ke mere kareeb aane ki kosis ki to main marungi Haa.

Aadi - Kitna weird sochti ho tum. Waise bhi tum mere taste ki nahi ho.

Nitya - Haa.. iska Matlab aap ise taste kar chuke hai.

Yuvi - Haa wo kiss hui hai na.

Aadi - Yuvi..

Sid - Yuvi kyu pareshan kar raha hai inhe. Chal niche.

Tiya - Hum bhi chalte hai Ruhi. Tu apna Khayal rakhna.

Ruhi - OK bye.