[calypso music]
[seagulls squawking as Rarity and Elusive are reading in chairs]
[ship's horn blows]
Pinkie: *happily* Spring break!
Rarity/Elusive- *glare at them*
[patrons conversing at the pool]
Bubble: *happily* Spring break!
[Micro and Atom fall in the pool off the diving board splashing Paisley, Starlight, Stellar, Pansy, Watermelody, and Watermelon who all glare at Pinkie]
Pinkie/Bubble: *at the front of the ship positioning Snowflake and Bulk's arms* Spriiiiiiiiiing breeeeeeeeeeak!
*the Humane and Human Colt 7 are by the salad bar*
Fluttershy/Butterscotch- *helping Applejack and AJ who are both seasick*
Twilight: [reading] "Welcome aboard the Luxe Deluxe, where you'll set sail for a full week of luxurious luxuriating on our most deluxe luxury liner!"
Dusk- *chuckles calmly* That's a mouthful...
Fluttershy: *smiles* Ooh! Sounds... luxurious.
Applejack/AJ- *green* *weakly nods with a weak smile*
Rainbow/Blitz- *seriously looking out in the water*
Dusk: *smiles at the two* Did you see there's a petting zoo onboard?
Fluttershy/Butterscotch- *gasps happily*
Pinkie: *brings everyone smoothies* Mmmm! Smoothies!
*Princess Twilight and Prince Dusk sip their smoothies in satisfaction*
Rainbow/Blitz- *takes smoothies*
Twilight: *smiles* And an all-you-can-eat buffet you can... eat all you... can eat at?
Pinkie Pie: [screams] Twilight, Dusk, this cruise has everything!
Bubble- *happily* And a moving floor!
[floorboards creak]
Applejack/AJ: [gags, gulps] I think we may have forgotten to pack our sea legs. *Bubble hands them a kiwi smoothie* [gags]
Twilight/Dusk- *concerned*
Sunset: *to them* Thank you for organizing this trip, Twilight and Dusk.
Glare- *calmly* We appreciate it.
Rainbow: *smirks at them* Gotta hand it to you guys. *smiles* You two really have an eye for climactic battle settings!
Blitz- *smiles and nods*
Rest of the Equestria Girls and Guys except Sunset and Glare: Huh?
Rainbow: *determined* Imagine going head to head with a sea monster by the pool!
*in their fantasy*
[people screaming]
Blitz: [voiceover] Ka-chow! Evil Equestrian magic flows up the diving pool! [imitates explosion] The boat's sinking! Everyone's screaming!
*back in reality*
Rainbow: *smirks* And then we save the day!
*everyone looks in concern*
Fluttershy: *worried* Oh. Is the sea monster okay in the story?
Blitz: Better than okay! [slurps] She's our friend now! Best spring break ever!
YOU ARE READING
Spring Breakdown
FanfictionThe Humane and Human Colt 7 spend spring break aboard a yacht, but Rainbow Dash and Rainbow Blitz believes Equestrian magic is on the loose.
