💚Kermit love💚

Love at first sight

I wait for my mom to fall asleep then i start packing my bags with my clothes and everything as i put my emo make up and leave by the window. I start running as fast i can with no looking back...

You: *runs to a coffee shop*

Kermit: "e-excuse me miss have you seen a internet girl? Name uh...*checks his phone* Her name is ____"

You: "*laugh* thats me silly!"

Kermit: "O-OH YOU LOOK C-C-CUTE"

you: "thanks you like my new style? Its called pastel emo"

Kermit: "CUTEEEEEEE"

You: "lets go?"

Kermit: "yes."

As me and kermit start running and running to the airport and see that our flight to canada is taking 24 hours
So we look at each other

You: "*blushes* kermit..."

Kermit: "___..."

You: "*kisses him* u3u"

Kermit: "O//W//O"

*dramatic romantic music in the background*

You: "OH WOW A KISS TOOK 24 HOURS YEEEEET"

You and kermit get yeeted to your seats

Kermit: "i love you so much ___"

???: "*GASP* KERMIT HOW COULD YOU?!"

You: "Who are you?"

???: "*snatches wig* MY NAME IS BRITISH BAGGET"

You: ":0"

British bagget: ">:{"

Kermit: "._."

I smack kermit staying angry for the whole flight i dont talk to him for that whole day. Kermit is crying

Kermit: "*goes to the bathroom*"

You: "YOU DONT EVEN CARE ABOUT ME"

British bagget: "OI SHUT UP"

You: "*crys*"