(hacking noises): so, i got the stuff. Heading your way now.
thwip-thwip: Noice.
Nyoom: what're you two talking about?
(hacking noises): Nothing
thwip-thwip: Nothing
Our Overlord: Oh yes, that isn't suspicious in the slightest.
Our Overlord: What're you two doing?
(hacking noises): Well, I'm going to Peter's apartment.
thwip-thwip: And I was just helping May get ready for her date.
(hacking noises): Hol up.
Our Overlord: Wait a minute.
Nyoom: Fill my cup, put some liquor in it.
(hacking noises): Since when was that a thing.
thwip-thwip: Apparently she and Happy are, as of three weeks ago. And I found out yesterday.
Our Overlord: I just cringed. I can taste the salt from across the country.
thwip-thwip: I didn't ask for this.
thwip-thwip: I mean, I already look at Happy like an uncle, but if something goes wrong, things like Thanksgiving and Christmas are just going to be awkward.
thiwp-thwip: Like, me levels of awkward.
Nyoom: How about we talk about something else then
(hacking noises): Like?
45 minutes later
Nyoom: How about we scheme up something?
Nyoom: A huge troll of some sort.
thwip-thwip: Alright, I'm down.
(hacking noises): you have something in mind?
Nyoom: MJ
Nyoom: for homecoming queen
Our Overlord has left the chat
Nyoom: Hear me out! It'd be like, out of pure sarcastic irony.
thwip-thwip: Hold on, I'll get her.
thwip-thwip has left the chat
Our Overlord has entered the chat
thwip-thwip has entered the chat
Our Overlord: So, what you're saying is, this would be my way to protest against this pretentious popularity contest?
Our Overlord: By participating and screwing with the system?
(hacking noises): i mean, if you wanna look at it that way.
thwip-thwip: I think the whole idea would be kind of funny. It's not like we'd actually put effort into the campaign, so we're not gonna really support it.
thwip-thwip: If you don't wanna tho, just say the word.
30 minutes later
Our Overlord: Yeah
(hacking noises): yeah?
Our Overlord: Yeah. Ok.
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